"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Pop, pop, bob, bob, went the black caps of the men in advance,
indicating the whereabouts of the hounds, while his lordship
ambled over the green turf on the right, surrounded by the usual
high-pressure toadies. Thus the cavalcade passed through the
large wood-studded, deer-scattered park, rousing the nearer herds
from their lairs, frightening the silver-tails into their holes,
and causing the conceited hares to scuttle away for the
fern-browned, undulating hills, as if they had the vanity to
suppose that this goodly array would condescend to have anything
to do with them. Silly things! Peppercorn, the keeper, had a much
readier way of settling their business. The field then crossed
the long stretch of smooth, ornamental water, by the old
gothic-arched bridge, and passed through the beautiful iron gates
of the south lodge, now wheeled back by grey-headed porters, in
cerulean-blue plush coats, and broad, gold-laced hats. Meanwhile,
the whereabouts of the accustomed hunt was indicated by a
lengthening line of pedestrians and small cavalry, toiling across
the park by Duntler the watcher’s cottage and the deer sheds, to
the door in the wall at the bottom of Crow-tree hill, from whence
a bird’s-eye view of the surrounding country is obtained. The
piece had been enacted so often, the same company, the same day,
the same hour, the same find, the same finish, that one might
almost imagine it was the same fox On this particular occasion,
however, as if out of pure contradiction, Master Reynard, by a
series of successful manoeuvres, lying down, running a wall,
popping backwards and forwards between Ashley quarries and
Warmley Gorse, varied by an occasional trip to Crow-tree hill,
completely baffled Mr. Boggledike, so that it was afternoon
before he brought his morning fox to hand, to the great
discomfort of the Earl, who had twice or thrice signaled Swan to
“who hoop” him to ground, when the tiresome animal popped up in
the midst of the pack. At length Boggledike mastered him; and
after proclaiming him a “cowardly, short-running dastardly
traitor, no better nor a ‘are,” he chucked him scornfully to the
hounds, decorating Master Pillerton’s pony with the brush, while
Swan distributed the pads among others of the rising generation.
The last act of the “show meet” being thus concluded, Mr.
Boggledike and his men quickly collected their hounds, and set
off in search of fresh fields and pastures new.
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