"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
of hands, the exclamations of “halloo! old boy is that you?”
“I say! where are you from?” and similar inquiries, there were a
good many of the latter—some who never went to the Castle, some
who thought it too far, some who thought it poor fun. Altogether,
when the field got scattered over the pasture, as a shop-keeper
scatters his change on the counter, or as an old stage coachman
used to scatter his passengers on the road with an upset, there
might be fifty or sixty horsemen, assmen, and gigmen.
Most conspicuous was his lordship’s old eye-sore, Hicks, the
flying hatter of Hinton (Sir Moses Mainchance’s “best man”), who
seemed to think it incumbent upon him to kill his lordship a
hound every year by his reckless riding, and who now came out in
mufti, a hunting-cap, a Napoleon-grey tweed jacket, loose white
cords, with tight drab leggings, and spurs on his shoes, as if
his lordship’s hounds were not worth the green cut-a-way and
brown boots he sported with Sir Moses. He now gave his cap-peak a
sort of rude rap with his fore-finger, as his lordship came up,
as much as to say, “I don’t know whether I’ll speak to you or
not,” and then ran his great raking chestnut into the crowd to
get at his old opponent Gameboy Green, who generally rode for the
credit of the Tantivy hunt. As these sort of cattle always hunt
in couples, Hicks is followed by his shadow, Tom Snowdon, the
draper—or the Damper, as he is generally called, from his unhappy
propensity of taking a gloomy view of everything.
To the right are a knot of half-horse, half-pony mounted
Squireen-looking gentlemen, with clay pipes in their mouths,
whose myrtle-green coats, baggy cords, and ill-cleaned tops,
denote as belonging to the Major’s “haryers.” And mark how the
little, pompons man wheels before them, in order that Pringle may
see the reverence they pay to his red coat. He raises his punt
hat with all the dignity of the immortal Simpson of Vauxhall
memory, and passes on in search of further compliments.
His lordship has now settled himself into the “Wilkinson and
Kidd” of Rob Roy, a bay horse of equal beauty with Valiant, but
better adapted to the country into which they are now going,
Imperial John has drawn his girths with his teeth, D’Orsay Davis
has let down his hat-string, Mr. John Easylease has tightened his
curb, Mr. Section drawn on his gloves, the Damper finished his
cigar, and all things are approximating a start.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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