"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Yooi, over he goes!” now cries his lordship, as a spasmodic jerk
of the leading hounds, on Alsike water meadow, turns Trumpeter’s
and Wrangler’s heads toward the newly widened and deepened
drain-cut, and the whole pack wheel to the left. What a scramble
there is to get over! Some clear it, some fall back, while some
souse in and out.
Now Gameboy, seeing by the newly thrown out gravel the magnitude
of the venture, thrusts down his hat firmly on his brow, while
Hicks gets his chesnut well by the head, and hardening their
hearts they clear it in stride, and the Damper takes soundings
for the benefit of those who come after. What a splash he makes!
And now the five-and-thirty years master of “haryers” without a
subscription coming up, seeks to save the credit of his
quivering-tailed grey by stopping to help the discontented Damper
out of his difficulty, whose horse coming out on the wrong side
affords them both a very fair excuse for shutting up shop.
The rest of the detachment, unwilling to bathe, after craning at
the cut, scuttle away by its side down to the wooden
cattle-bridge below, which being crossed, the honourable
obligationers and the take-care-of-their-neckers are again joined
in common union. It is, however, no time to boast of individual
feats, or to inquire for absent friends, for the hounds still
press on, though the pace is not quite so severe as it was. They
are on worse soil, and the scent does not serve them so well. It
soon begins to fail, and at length is carried on upon the silent
system, and looks very like failing altogether.
Mr. Boggledike, who has been riding as cunning as any one, now
shows to the front, watching the stooping pack with anxious eye,
lest he should have to make a cast over fences that do not quite
suit his convenience.
“G—e—ntly, urryin’! gently!” cries he, seeing that a little
precipitancy may carry them off the line. “Yon cur dog has chased
the fox, and the hounds are puzzled at the point where he has
left him.”
“Ah, sarr, what the daval business have you out with a dog on
such an occasion as this?” demands Dicky of an astonished drover
who thought the road was as open to him as to Dicky.
“O, sar! sar! you desarve to be put i’ the lock-up,” continues
Dicky, as the pack now divide on the scent.
“O, sar! sar! you should be chaasetised!” added he, shaking his
whip at the drover, as he trotted on to the assistance of the
pack.
The melody of the majority however recalls the cur-ites, and
saves Dicky from the meditated assault.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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