"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Hooick to Challenger! Hooick to Challenger!” now holloas Dicky,
as Challenger, after sniffing up the grassy mound of the opposite
hedge, proclaims that the fox is over; and Dicky getting his
horse short by the head, slips behind the Hatter’s horse’s tail
for his old familiar friend the gap in the corner, while the
Hatter gathers his horse together to fulfil the honourable
obligation of going with the hounds.
“C—u—r—m up!” cries he, with an _obligato_ accompaniment of the
spur rowels, which the honest beast acknowledges by a clambering
flounder up the bank, making the descent on his head on the field
side that he nearly executed before. The Hatter’s legs perform a
sort of wands of a mill evolution.
“Not hurt, I hope!” holloas the Earl, who with Miss de Glancey
now lands a little above, and seeing the Hatter rise and shake
himself he canters on, giving Miss de Glancey a touch on the
elbow, and saying with a knowing look, “_That’s capital!_ get rid
of him, leggings and all!”
His lordship having now seen the last of his tormentors, has time
to look about him a little.
“Been a monstrous fine run,” observes he to the lady, as they
canter together behind the pace-slackening pack.
“Monstrous,” replies the lady, who sees no fun in it at all.
“How long has it been?” asks his lordship of Swan, who now shows
to the front as a whip-aspiring huntsman is wont to do.
“An hour all but five minutes, my lord,” replies the magnifier,
looking at his watch. “No—no—an hour ‘zactly, my lord,” adds he,
trotting on—restoring his watch to his fob as he goes.
“An hour best pace with but one slight check—can’t have come less
than twelve miles,” observes his lordship, thinking it over.
“Indeed,” replied Miss de Glancey, wishing it was done.
“Grand sport fox-hunting, isn’t it?” asked his lordship, edging
close up to her.
“Charming!” replied Miss de Glancey, feeling her failing
frizette.
The effervescence of the thing is now about over, and the hounds
are reduced to a very plodding pains-taking pace. The day has
changed for the worse, and heavy clouds are gathering overhead.
Still there is a good holding scent, and as the old saying is, a
fox so pressed must stop at last, the few remaining sportsmen
begin speculating on his probable destination, one backing him
for Cauldwell rocks, another for Fulford woods, a third for the
Hawkhurst Hills.
“‘Awk’urst ‘ills for a sovereign!” now cries Dicky, hustling his
horse, as, having steered the nearly mute pack along Sandy-well
banks, Challenger and Sparkler strike a scent on the track
leading up to Sorryfold Moor, and go away at an improving pace.
“‘Awk’urst ‘ills for a fi’-pun note!” adds he, as the rest of the
pack score to cry.
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