"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“I know it when I’m there,” replied Swan, who didn’t consider it
part of his duty to make imaginary runs to ground for his
lordship.
“Know it when you’re there, man,” retorted Dicky in disgust; “why
any————” the remainder of his sentence being lost in a
tremendously illuminating flash of lightning, followed by a long
cannonading, reverberating roll of thunder.
Poor Miss de Glancey was ready to sink into the earth.
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“_Elope, hounds! elope!_” cried Dicky, getting his horse short by
the head, and spurring him into a brisk trot. “_Elope, hounds!
elope!_” repeated he, setting off on a speculative cast, for he
saw it was no time for dallying.
And now,
“From cloud to cloud the rending lightnings rage; Till in the furious
elemental war Dissolved, the whole precipitated mass, Unbroken floods
and solid torrents pour.”
Luckily for Dicky, an unusually vivid flash of lightning so lit
up the landscape as to show the clump of large elms at the
entrance to Rockbeer; and taking his bearings, he went swish
swash, squirt spurt, swish swash, squirt spurt, through the
spongy, half land, half water moor, at as good a trot as he could
raise. The lately ardent, pressing hounds follow on in long-drawn
file, looking anything but large or formidable. The frightened
horses tucked in their tails, and looked fifty per cent. worse
for the suppression. The hard, driving rain beats downways, and
sideways, and frontways, and backways—all ways at once. The
horses know not which way to duck, to evade the storm. In less
than a minute Miss de Glancey is as drenched as if she had taken
a shower-bath. The smart hat and feathers are annihilated; the
dubious frizette falls out, down comes the hair; the
bella-donna-inspired radiance of her eyes is quenched; the
Crinoline and wadding dissolve like ice before the fire; and ere
the love-cured Earl lifts her off her horse at the Punch-bowl at
Rockbeer, she has no more shape or figure than an icicle. Indeed
she very much resembles one, for the cold sleet, freezing as it
fell, has encrusted her in a rich coat of ice lace, causing her
saturated garments to cling to her with the utmost pertinacity. A
more complete wreck of a belle was, perhaps, never seen.
“_What an object!_” inwardly ejaculated she, as Mrs.
Hetherington, the landlady, brought a snivelling mould candle
into the cheerless, fireless little inn-parlour, and she caught a
glimpse of herself in the—at best—most unbecoming mirror. What
would she have given to have turned back!
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