"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
_“After dinner, the stud-groom came in to announce the horses for
to-day; and hearing one named for me, I begged to decline the
honour, on the plea of having a great many letters to write, so
Mrs. Moffatt accompanied his lordship to the meet, some ten miles
north of this, in his carriage and four, from whence she has just
returned, and says they went away with a brilliant scent from
Foxlydiate Gorse, meaning, I presume, with another such clatter
as we had yesterday. I am glad I didn’t go, for I don’t think I
could have got on to a horse, let alone sit one, especially at
the jumps, which all the Clods in the country seem to have
clubbed their ideas to concoct. Rougier says people are always
stiff after the first day’s hunting; but if I had thought I
should be as sore and stiff as I am, I don’t think I would ever
have taken a day, because Major Hammerlon says it is not
necessary to go out hunting in the morning to entitle one to wear
the dress uniform in the evening—which is really all I care for._
_“The servants here seem to live like fighting-cocks, from
Rougier’s account; breakfasts, luncheons, dinners, teas, and
suppers. They sit down, ten or a dozen at the second table, and
about thirty or so in the hall, besides which there are no end of
people out of doors. Rougier says they have wine at the second
table, and eau de vie punch at night at discretion, of which, I
think, he takes more than is discreet, for he came swaggering
into my room at day-break this morning, in his evening dress,
with his hat on, and a great pewter inkstand in his hand, which
he set down on the dressing-table, and said, ‘dere, sir, dere is
your shavin’ water!’ Strange to say, the fellow speaks better
English when he’s drunk than he does when he’s sober. However, I
suppose I must have a valet, otherwise I should think it would be
a real kindness to give the great lazy fellows here something to
do, other than hanging about the passages waylaying the girls,
I’ll write you again when I know what I’m going to do, but I
don’t think I shall stay here much longer, if I’m obliged to risk
my neck after these ridiculous dogs. Ever, my dearest Mamma your
most affectionate, but excruciatingly sore, son._
“Wm. PRINGLE.”
The following is Mrs. Pringle’s answer; who, it will be seen,
received Billy’s last letter while she was answering his first
one:—
“25, Curtain Crescent, “Belgrave Square, London.
“My own dearest William,
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