Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"You may see in that large mansion, on the left, a sick lady surrounded
by several others, who are in attendance upon her: she is the rich
widow of a celebrated architect, whose love for her husband's
profession has extended itself to the most foolish admiration of the
Corinthian capital of society--the higher classes. She has just made
her will, by which she bequeaths her immense wealth to grandees of the
first class, who are ignorant of her very existence, but whose titles
have gained for them their legacies. She was asked whether she would
not leave something to a person who had rendered her most important
services. 'Alas! no,' she replied, with an appearance of regret; 'and
I am sorry that I cannot do so. I am not so ungrateful as to deny the
obligation which I owe to him; but his humble name would disgrace my
will.'"
"Signor Asmodeus," interrupted Leandro, "tell me, I pray you, whether
the old gentleman whom I perceive so busy reading in his study, does
not chance to be one of those who merit to be here confined." "He does,
indeed, deserve it," answered the Demon: "he is an old licentiate, who
is reading a proof of a book which he is passing through the press."
"Doubtless, some work on morals or theology?" said Don Cleophas. "Not
it," replied the Cripple; "it is a collection of amatory songs, which
he wrote in his youth: instead of burning them, or at least suffering
them to fall into the oblivion to which he is fast hastening, he has
resolved to print them himself, for fear his heirs should be tempted to
do so after his death, and that, out of respect for his memory, they
should deprive them of their point by rendering them decent.
"There is a little lady living in the same house with our Anacreon,
whom I must not forget: she is so entirely convinced of the power of
her attractions, that no man ever spoke to her whom she did not at once
place in the list of her admirers.
"But let us turn to a wealthy canon, whom I see a few paces beyond
her. He has a very singular phantasy. If he lives frugally, it is not
with a view to mortify the flesh, or from a dislike to the grape; if
his humility does without a coach and six, it is not from avarice. Ah!
for what object then does he husband his resources? What does he with
his revenues? Does he bestow them in alms? No! he expends them in the
purchase of paintings, expensive furniture, and jewellery. Now, you
would naturally expect he bought these things to enjoy them while he
lived?--No such thing; he only seeks to swell the inventory of his
effects when he shall be no more."
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