Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"I perceive in the arms of sleep," resumed the Cripple, "a man whom I
esteem, and who is also attached devotedly to me,--a being formed in
my own mould. He is an old bachelor, who idolises the fair sex. You
cannot speak to him of a pretty woman, without remarking the delight
with which he hears you; if you say that her mouth is small, her lips
rubies, her teeth pearls, her cheeks roses on an alabaster vase; in a
word, if you paint her in detail, at every stroke he sighs and lifts
his eyes, and is visibly excited by his voluptuous imagination. Only
two days ago, passing the shop of a ladies' shoemaker, he stopped to
look with admiration on a pair of diminutive slippers which were there
exposed. After contemplating them for some time, with more attention
than they deserved, he exclaimed with a languishing air, to a cavalier
who accompanied him: 'Ah! my friend; there now are slippers which
enchant my soul! what darling feet for which they were made! I look on
them with too much interest: let us away! the very atmosphere around
this place is dangerous.'"
[Illustration: the old bachelor admires the diminutive slippers]
"We may mark that gentleman with black, at all events," said Leandro
Perez. "We may indeed," replied the Devil; "and you may tar his
nearest neighbour with the same brush, while you are about it--an
original of an auditor, who, because he keeps a carriage, blushes
whenever he is obliged to put his foot into a public vehicle. He
again may be worthily paired with one of his own relations, a wealthy
dignitary of the church here, who almost always rides in a hired coach,
in order to save two very neat ones, and four splendid mules, which he
keeps in his stables.
"In the immediate neighbourhood of the auditor and our amatory
bachelor, I discover a man to whom, without injustice, no one could
deny his title to a strait waistcoat. There he is--a cavalier of
sixty, making love to a damsel of sixteen. He visits her daily, and
thinks to win her affections by a recital of the conquests of his
youth; he hopes that she will love him now for the charms of which he
formerly could boast.
[Illustration: the old cavalier wooing the young girl]
"We may place in the same category with the aged swain, another who
is sleeping about ten paces from us--a French count, who came to
Madrid to see the court of Spain. This old gentleman, who is nearly
seventy years of age, shone with great lustre in the court of his own
sovereign, fifty years ago; he was indeed perfectly the rage; all the
world envying his manly form, his gallant deportment, and above all
the exquisite taste which he displayed in his apparel. He scrupulously
preserved the dresses so much admired, and has continued to wear them
on all occasions despite the changes of fashion, which in Paris occur
every day. What, however, is most amusing in the matter is, that he
fancies himself at this time as graceful and attractive as in the days
of his youth."
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