Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"Prythee, tell me," said the Student, "why yonder man, in that
dark-coloured bed, tosses about so furiously." "He," replied the
Cripple, "is a talented licentiate; and his present agitation arises
from a dream, in which he is disputing in favour of the immortality of
the soul, with a little doctor of medicine, who is as good a catholic
as he is a physician. In the same house, over the licentiate, lodges
a gentleman of Estramadura, named Don Balthazar Fanfarronico, who has
come post-haste to court, to demand a reward for having valiantly
slain a Portuguese, by a musket-shot, in ambush. And of what do you
imagine he is dreaming? Nothing less than that he is appointed to the
government of Antequera, at which he is very naturally dissatisfied: he
thinks he deserves a viceroyalty at least.
[Illustration: man on horseback shot by another, in ambush]
"In a furnished house close by, I discover two distinguished
personages, whose dreams are far from pleasant. One of them is governor
of a fortress, where he is now sustaining a fancied siege, and which,
after a faint resistance, he is on the point of surrendering, with
himself and garrison, at discretion. The other is the bishop of Murcia,
whom his majesty has charged with the task of eulogising a deceased
princess, whose funeral takes place in a day or two. He has, in
imagination, just ascended the pulpit; and there has his imagination
left him, for he has stopped short in the exordium of his discourse."
"It is not impossible," said Don Cleophas, "that this misfortune may
really befall the worthy prelate." "No, truly," replied the Devil;
"for it is not very long since his grace found himself in a similar
predicament on a like occasion.
"And now, if you would like to behold a somnambulist, look into the
stables of this same house: what see you?" "I perceive," answered
Leandro Perez, "a man walking in his shirt, and holding, what seems
to me, a horse-comb in his hand." "Well!" replied the Demon, "he is a
sleeping groom. Nightly does he rise in sleep to curry his pampered
charge, and then betake himself to bed again. His fellow-servants look
on the sleek coats of the horses as the frolic work of some wanton
sprite; and the groom himself shares this opinion with them.
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