Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"Monsalva has returned this morning, as you see, to pay his devoirs to
the lady, whom finding at her toilet, he used every effort to beguile
the time by new protestations of devotion. During the conversation, his
Saxon mistress was releasing her auburn curls from the papers which had
confined them during the night; and our cavalier, happening to take
up one of these, heedlessly unfolded it, and, to his great surprise,
observed therein his own hand-writing. 'What! madam,' said he, smiling,
'is this the use you make of these pledges of my affection?' 'Yes!
Monsalva,' replied the lady; 'you behold the value that I put upon
the promises of lovers who would marry me in opposition to their
friends; they make excellent _papillotes_.' When, indeed, the cavalier
discovered that it was his pledge of forfeiture which his mistress had
thus destroyed, he was filled with admiration at this unlooked-for
proof of disinterestedness, and he is now very properly vowing to her
for the thousandth time, eternal fidelity.
"Cast your eyes," continued the Devil, "upon that tall man who is
passing beneath us; he has a large common-place book under his arm,
an ink-bottle hanging at his girdle, and a guitar slung at his back."
"He is an odd-looking fellow indeed," cried the Student: "I would lay
my life he is an original." "It is beyond a doubt," replied the Demon,
"that he is a curious compound enough. There are such things as cynical
philosophers in Spain; and there goes one. He is walking towards the
Buen-Retiro, to reach a meadow in which there is a fountain, whose
refreshing waters form a brook that glides like a silver serpent
through the flowers. There will he pass the day, contemplating the
beauties of nature, tinkling his guitar, and noting the reflections
that the scene inspires in his common-place book. He carries in his
pockets his ordinary food, that is to say, a piece of bread and some
onions. Such is the sober life that he has led during ten years past;
and were some Aristippus to say to him, as was erst spoken to Diogenes:
'If thou knewest how to pay thy court to the great, thou wouldst not
eat onions;' this modern philosopher would reply: 'I could pay my court
to the great as well as thou, if I would abase one man so low, as to
make him cringe before another.'
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