Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"The old dotard was unable to withstand the well-feigned remorse of
his mistress, and has risen thus early to console her. He found her in
tears; and so well has she played her part that he has just assured
her of a full pardon for the past: nay, more, to compensate for the
sacrifice of her much-prized tresses, he is, at this moment, promising
to enable her to cut a figure in the world, by purchasing for her
a handsome country-house, which is just about to be sold, near the
Escurial."
"All the shops are opened, I perceive," said the Student; "and I
observe already a cavalier now entering a tavern." "That cavalier,"
replied Asmodeus, "is a youth of family, who is troubled with the
prevailing mania for writing nonsense, that he may pass as an author.
He is not absolutely without talent; he has even enough to enable him
to detect its want in the dramas which are at present produced on your
stage; but not so much as to qualify him to write a tolerable one
himself. He has gone into that house to order a grand repast: he gives
a dinner to-day to four comedians, whose good graces he would purchase
in favour of a wretched comedy of his concoction, which he is on the
point of presenting to their company. What will not money do?
"Apropos of authors," continued the Devil, "there now are two just
meeting in the street. Do you notice the mocking style of their
salutes? They despise each other thoroughly: and they are right. One
of them writes as easily as the poet Crispinus, whom Horace compares
to the bellows of a forge; and the other wastes a vast deal of time in
composing works as cold and insipid as a water ice."
"Who is the little man descending from his carriage at the door of
that church?" asked Zambullo. "He is a person worthy your remark,"
replied the Cripple. "It is not yet ten years since he abandoned the
office of a notary, in which he was senior clerk, to shut himself up
in the Carthusian monastery of Saragoza. At the end of a six-months
noviciate, however, he left the convent, and re-appeared in Madrid;
where those who had formerly known him were amazed to see him all at
once become one of the principal members of the Council of the Indies.
His sudden fortune is still the wonder of the town. Some say he has
sold himself to the Devil; others, that he is the beloved of some rich
dowager; and some, again, insist that he must have found a treasure."
"Well! you know all about it, of course," interrupted Don Cleophas. "I
should wonder if I did not," replied the Demon; "but I will unveil this
mystery for you.
[Illustration: the novice unearths the casket]
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