Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"If those maidens, as you call them, and whom you admire so much,"
replied the Cripple, "have the graces of Diana's nymphs, they assuredly
want their chastity to complete the picture. They are a parcel of
good-natured females, who live upon a common fund. As dangerous as the
fair damsels of chivalry who arrested, by their charms, the knights who
passed before their castle walls, they seek to draw your less heroic
youths within their bowers. And woe betide those whom they ensnare! To
warn the passer-by of the peril which awaits him, beacons should be set
before their doors, as such friendly monitors are placed on dangerous
coasts to mark the places mariners should shun."
"I need not ask you," said Leandro Perez, "whither go those signors
whom I see lolling in their carriages: they are doubtless going to the
levée of the king." "You have said it," replied the Devil; "and if you
also would attend it, I will carry you there before them: we shall have
amusement enough, I promise you." "You could not have proposed a thing
more suited to my taste," replied Zambullo; "and I anticipate all the
pleasure you have promised me."
The Demon, although eager to satisfy Don Cleophas in his desires,
carried him leisurely towards the palace, so that, in their way, the
Student, perceiving some workmen employed upon a lofty doorway, asked
if it were the portal of a church they were constructing. "No," replied
Asmodeus, "it is the entrance to a new market; and it is magnificent as
you see. However, though they raised its arch until its point were lost
in clouds, it would be still unworthy of two Latin lines which are to
adorn its front."
"What say you?" cried Leandro;--"what a notion would you give me of the
verses that you speak of! I die with anxiety to hear them." "I will
repeat them, then," replied the Devil; "and do you prepare to admire
them.
'Quam bene Mercurius nunc merces vendit opimas,
Momus ubi fatuos vendidit ante sales!
"In these two lines is concealed one of the most delicate puns
imaginable." "I cannot say I yet perceive its point," said the Student;
"I do not clearly understand what is referred to by your _fatuos
sales_." "You are not then aware," replied the Devil, "that on the spot
where they are building this market for the sale of provisions, there
formerly stood a monkish college in which youth was inducted to the
humanities. The rectors of this college were in the habit of getting up
plays, in which the students figured on the stage. These plays were,
as you may suppose, flat enough as to effect and language; and were
enlivened by ballets, so amusingly absurd, that everything danced, even
to preterites and supines." "There! that is quite enough," interrupted
Zambullo; "I am quite alive to the stuff of which college pieces are
composed--excuse my pun--but the inscription is admirable."
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