Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"The man is a tradesman, named Patricio: he is one of those wedded
libertines who live without care, as though they had neither wife nor
children: the partner of this fellow, nevertheless, is pretty, amiable,
and virtuous; and he has two daughters and one son, all three still
in their infancy. He left his family this morning, careless if they
had bread to eat, which is not unfrequently the case, and directed his
steps toward the great square, attracted thither by the preparations
which Were making for the bull-fight of to-day. The scaffolds were
already erected around the place, and already the more curious in these
matters began to take their places.
"While gazing at the company, examining first one and then another, he
observed a lady finely made and very neatly dressed, who discovered, as
she descended from the scaffold, a well-turned leg and foot; and their
effect was heightened by rose-tinted silken stockings, and garters
of silver lace, the ends of which hung down to her ankles: it was
enough to have tempted a saint, and our excitable citizen was almost
out of his wits at the sight. He advanced towards the lady, who was
accompanied by another whose air sufficiently disclosed that they were
both damsels of easy virtue. 'Ladies,' said he, accosting them, 'can
I be of service to you? you have only to command me, and it will be
my happiness to obey.' 'Signor cavalier,' replied the nymph with the
rose-coloured stockings, 'you appear so obliging, that we will take
advantage of your kindness: we have already taken our places, but are
leaving them to go to breakfast, as we were unwise enough to leave
home this morning without first taking our chocolate. Since you are so
gallant as to offer your services, may we trouble you to escort us to
some hotel, where we may eat a morsel of something? but we must beg you
will select as retired a place as possible, for ladies, as you know,
cannot be too careful of their reputation.'
"At these words, Patricio, becoming even more civil and polite
than the occasion demanded, took the princesses to a tavern in the
neighbourhood, and ordered breakfast. 'What would you like to have,
sir?' inquired the host. 'I have the remains of a magnificent dinner,
which took place here yesterday: there are larded fowls, partridges
from Léon, pigeons from Old Castile, and the best part of a ham from
Estremadura.' 'More than enough, mine host!' exclaimed the conductor
of the two vestals. 'Ladies, it is for you to choose;--what would you
prefer?' 'Whatever you please,' replied they: 'your choice shall be
ours.' Thereupon the citizen ordered a brace of partridges and a couple
of cold fowls, to be served in a private room, as the ladies were too
modest to think of eating in public.
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