Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two SticksLe Sage, Alain René
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Asmodeus; or, The Devil on Two Sticks
Le Sage, Alain René
Devil -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Good and evil -- Fiction; Madrid (Spain) -- Fiction
"They were immediately conducted to a small chamber, and in a few
minutes the host appeared with the chosen dishes, some bread, and some
wine. Our Lucretias fell to eating with most unfashionable appetites,
and the fowls rapidly disappeared; while the simpleton, who was to pay,
was occupied in ogling his Luisita,--the name of the lady who had taken
his fancy,--in admiring the whiteness of her hand, upon which glittered
an enormous ring she had gained by her profession,--and, unable to eat
for joy of his good fortune, in lavishing upon the lady all the tender
epithets, such as his star or his sun, that his imagination could
invent. On inquiring of his goddess if she were married, she told him
she was not, but was living under the protection of her brother;--had
she added,--by descent from our father Adam, she would not have been
far from the truth.
[Illustration: breakfast at the inn]
"Good eating is nothing without good drinking; so the two harpies,
having each demolished a fowl, washed them down with a proportionate
quantity of wine; and, consequently, the two flagons which had been
placed upon the table were soon exhausted. That they might be more
speedily replenished, our gallant left the room with the empty
vessels; and he had no sooner closed the door than Jacintha, Luisita's
companion, clawed hold of the two partridges, which were yet untouched,
and put them in a spacious pocket which her gown conveniently afforded.
Our Adonis, on returning from his chase of the wine, and remarking
that the eatables had vanished, was anxious to know if his Venus had
eaten enough. 'Why,' said she, 'if the pigeons of which the host has
spoken be very good, perhaps I might be tempted to taste them; or
else a morsel of the ham of Estremadura will do.' These words were no
sooner uttered than away went Patricio again in search of provender,
and quickly returned, followed by three of the loving birds and a
substantial dish of the ham. The two vultures pounced on their prey
like lightning; and as the witless citizen was obliged a third time
to leave the room for bread, they sent a pair of the pigeons to keep
company with the imprisoned partridges.
"After the repast, which ended with a dessert composed of all the
fruits the season afforded, the amorous Patricio began to press Luisita
for that payment in kind which he expected from her gratitude. The
lady, however, was resolved to look upon it as a treat; but at the same
time indulged him with the hopes of a return, telling him there was a
time for all things, and that a tavern was not a fitting place in which
to testify, without reserve, her satisfaction for all his kindness.
Then, hearing the clock strike one, she assumed an uneasy air, and said
to her companion: 'Ah! my dear Jacintha, how unfortunate! We shall be
too late to find a place to see the bull-fight.' 'Excuse me,' replied
Jacintha; 'this gentleman has only to conduct us where he so politely
accosted us, and never fear for our finding a place.'
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