At any rate, it occurred that way at my house-party. I had little to
do except to trot uncomplainingly in the rear of the procession, for
when once Lady Mary made farming fashionable by her personal interest,
Bee, who always out-Herods Herod, became so bucolic that she nearly
drove the hens off their nests in order to hatch the eggs personally.
On the second day from the date of his letter, Billy arrived. Bee and
I went to meet him. The train did not stop at Clovertown, so we had to
drive about ten miles. I shall never forget that child's face as he
saw his mother. It twitched with feeling, but he felt himself too
great a boy to cry--especially over joy. _I_ cried heartily. I always
do! And Billy comforted me in his sweet, babyish fashion that I
remembered he used when he was in kilts.
Billy became friends with old Amos that first evening, and that
sufficed, for Amos had enriched my own childhood, and I knew that
nothing which could amuse or instruct would be omitted.
Billy felt that he and Jimmie, Aubrey, Captain Featherstone, and Sir
Wemyss constituted the men of the household. When I asked him why he
did not include Mr. Beguelin, he put his hands behind him, spread his
short legs apart, and said:
"Well, you see, Miss Tats, Mr. Beguelin has just been married, and
bridegrooms don't count."
Things went smoothly enough that first day while my people were
becoming acquainted. Then it was Jimmie, dear blessed old, maladroit,
hot-tempered Jimmie, always so completely at home in a business deal,
and always so pathetically awkward and so confidently bungling in
domestic crises, who supplied us with sufficient material for a book on
"How Not to Prune Trees Properly."
We all went out to the apple-trees early in the morning. As usual, Sir
Wemyss was dressed for the part. Why is it, I wonder, that the British
always find themselves dressed for the occasion? I believe, if an
Englishman were wrecked in mid-ocean, with only a hat-box for baggage,
that out of that box he could produce bathing-trunks in which to drown
properly.
The Angel was frankly and simply disreputable, his idea of being
properly clad for farm-work being to be ragged wherever possible and
faded all over. Jimmie, however, wore his ordinary business clothes,
patent leather shoes, and a derby hat. And as events transpired, I was
glad of it. I love to think of Jimmie pruning trees in patent leathers
and a derby.
Being, as I say, confident, Jimmie, who never had seen a tree pruned,
waited for no instructions, but sprang nimbly upon a barrel, and,
standing on his tiptoes, reached up and snipped at the lower branches.
Sir Wemyss took a ladder and his pruning-knife, and disappeared from
view into the thickest part of the tree. But hearing the industry of
Jimmie's scissors, he parted the branches and called out:
"I say there, old man! You are cutting off twigs. These are the
things which need to go--these suckers. See?"
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