Her coquettish displeasure and the asperity of her accent contrasted
so oddly with her vehemently expressed attachment for her husband and
extolment of his virtues, that Mrs. Sutton regarded her in speechless
amazement. She submitted to his kiss, without returning it--even raising
her hand pettishly as to repel further endearments. “I should have died
of the blue devils if Aunt Rachel hadn't, by the merest accident, heard
that I was ailing, and driven over, like the Good Samaritan she is, to
take pity upon me in my destitution; to pour oil--not cod-liver--into my
wounds, and wine into my mouth. She is better than all the men-doctors
that were ever created; so if you have brought your bearded Esculapius
home with you, you may tell him, with my compliments, that I won't see
him yet awhile. He was an old beau of mine, and I hope I have too much
respect for what I used to be, to let him get a glimpse of me until
Dr. Sutton has set me up in better flesh and looks. She brought me some
enchanting jelly--one of her magical preparations for the amelioration
of human misery, and I am to have a bowl of her unparalleled
chicken-broth for dinner. I wish dinner-time were come! the very thought
makes me ravenous. I am to do nothing for a week, but eat, drink, and
sleep, at the end of which period I shall be dismissed as thoroughly
cured. So, Mr. Chilton, you can go back to your beloved clients whenever
you please!”
To Mrs. Sutton's apprehension this was an infelicitous introduction of
herself to the husband's toleration. Certainly, she did not know many
men who would have parried the thrusts at themselves with the dexterity
he manifested, and acknowledged her merits and kindly offices willingly
and gracefully. He did not apologize for his protracted absence, nor
insist upon conveying his physician to the sick-chamber; but he chatted
for five minutes or thereabouts upon such topics as he knew would
entertain the captious invalid, and finally arose from the bed-side,
where he had been sitting, fondling her hot hands, with a good-humored
laugh.
“But all the while I am enjoying myself here, the hirsute Galen
aforesaid is munching the invisible salad of the solitary in the parlor!
I am to eject him incontinently, am I? My conscience will not let me
withhold the admission, when I do this, that my wife's judgment in the
matter of medical attendants is vastly superior to mine. While Mrs.
Sutton is so good as to remain with you, you are right in thinking that
you have need of no other physician.”
Aunt Rachel would have entered a disclaimer, but Rosa spoke before she
could open her mouth.
“I didn't say that, Frederic! There was never such another impatient
and inconsiderate creature upon the globe as yourself. It would be
unpardonably rude in us to send the man away, if he is a charlatan,
without letting him see me. Have him up, by all means, and let us hear
what priggish nonsense he has to say. He will feel the easier when it is
done.”
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