“Drat the little dickey-birds,” interrupted Mr. Kybird, with sudden violence. “If you’ve got anything to say, why don’t you say it like a man?” The parlour door opened suddenly before the other could reply, and revealed the face of Mrs. Kybird. “Wot are you two a-quarrelling about?” she demanded. “Why don’t you come inside and sit down for a bit?” Mr. Smith accepted the invitation, and following her into the room found Miss Kybird busy stitching in the midst of a bewildering assortment of brown paper patterns and pieces of cloth. Mrs. Kybird gave him a chair, and, having overheard a portion of his conversation with her husband, made one or two casual inquiries. “I’ve been spending a hour or two at Mr. Swann’s,” said Mr. Smith. “And ’ow is ’e?” inquired his hostess, with an appearance of amiable interest. The boarding-master shook his head. “’E’s slipping ’is cable,” he said, slowly. “’E’s been making ’is will, and I was one o’ the witnesses.” Something in Mr. Smith’s manner as he uttered this simple statement made his listeners anxious to hear more. Mr. Kybird, who had just entered the room and was standing with his back to the door holding the handle, regarded him expectantly. “It’s been worrying ’im some time,” pursued Mr. Smith. “’E ’asn’t got nobody belonging to ’im, and for a long time ’e couldn’t think ’ow to leave it. Wot with ’ouse property and other things it’s a matter of over ten thousand pounds.” “Good ’eavens!” said Mr. Kybird, who felt that he was expected to say something. “Dr. Blaikie was the other witness,” continued Mr. Smith, disregarding the interruption; “and Mr. Swann made us both promise to keep it a dead secret till ’e’s gone, but out o’ friendship to you I thought I’d step round and let you know.” The emphasis on the words was unmistakable; Mrs. Kybird dropped her work and sat staring at him, while her husband wriggled with excitement. “’E ain’t left it to me, I s’pose?” he said, with a feeble attempt at jocularity. “Not a brass farden,” replied his friend, cheerfully. “Not to none of you. Why should ’e? “He ain’t left it to Jack, I s’pose?” said Miss Kybird, who had suspended her work to listen. “No, my dear,” replied the boarding-master. “E’s made ’is will all ship-shape and proper, and ’e’s left everything—all that ’ouse property and other things, amounting to over ten thousand pounds—to a young man becos ’e was jilt—crossed in love a few months ago, and becos ’e’s been a good and faithful servant to ’im for years.” “Don’t tell me,” said Mr. Kybird, desperately; “don’t tell me that ’e’s been and left all that money to young Teddy Silk.” “Well, I won’t if you don’t want me to,” said the accommodating Mr. Smith, “but, mind, it’s a dead secret.”