Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
Working on lines that were somewhat similar, the Kennington Division of
the _S.P.S.D.T._ held monthly re-unions for the purpose of communally
denouncing the use of alcohol; and here we would discuss, over cups of
tea and slices of plain but palatable cake, the results of our labours
during the previous four weeks and our plans for the four immediately
ensuing. Appreciably more dangerous, in that we deemed it our duty to
distribute literature at the doors of Public Houses, whence there would
emerge in depressingly large numbers combative men of considerable size,
we never embarked upon this particular mission save in groups of four or
five, each member being provided with a police whistle in addition to
his parcel of appropriate leaflets.
Admirably illustrated, these bore such arresting titles as _Passing the
Poison_ or _From Beer to Bier_, two of the most efficient being _The
Dram Drinker’s Downfall_, and _Virtue versus Vertigo_. That all these
works, like those of the _N.S.L._, were published by the firm of
Chrysostom Lorton was of course an additional and pleasurable inducement
to further their disposal in every way. And although as yet this could
not result for me in any direct financial advantage, it must be
remembered that at this time there was still every prospect of its
eventually doing so.
To thousands of my readers, slacker in fibre, or not so resolute in the
pursuit of goodness, it may well seem now as if these activities must
have exhausted my spiritual capacity. But this was not the case, and
conscious as I was—it would have been an affectation to deny it—of my
very rapidly increasing ability for both religious and commercial
leadership, I took every opportunity of developing my unchallenged gift
of self-expression. Thus, within a year of my business advent, I had not
only addressed both the foregoing societies, but I had become a familiar
and, I trust, welcome figure at every local prayer-meeting.
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