Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
Making it quite clear, therefore, that he would be entirely unable to
accept any position of responsibility, and that his attendances, even as
an ordinary worshipper, would almost certainly be precarious, my father
had added his name to its list of clients, to which I had been very
happy to subscribe my own. This we had done verbally, at the close of
the morning service, to the obvious satisfaction of the vicar and his
curate, Ezekiel having been absent, as his sisters had informed me,
owing to a mild attack of gastro-enteritis. At the evening service,
however, he was present as usual, and it was upon our way home together
after its close that I told him of the decision to which my father and I
had come, and of which we had already apprised the clergy. Transported
with delight, he shook me by the hand, the hairs upon his face sparkling
with happy tears, and I shall never forget the emotion with which he
expressed his hope that this would complete the intimacy between us.
“Drawn together,” he said, “in the _A.D.S.U._ and by your memorable
salvation of me on the fifth of November, and further united in the
misfortunes that have befallen the fathers of us both, surely this must
be the link that shall finally unite us in a firm and irrevocable
friendship.”
Deeply moved, I was unable to reply for a moment. But presently, in a
response of some duration, I contrived to signify my general agreement
with the aspirations that he had enunciated. He then invited me to share
a second evening meal with himself, his mother and his five sisters, and
it was during the progress of this that I first became aware of a new
development of his character. Hitherto, as I have said, of an extremely
gentle and even yielding disposition, he had now assumed, with a dignity
and completeness that both surprised and delighted me, not only the
headship of the table but the full direction of the household. Thus when
Faith ventured upon a remark that, on a week-day, might have been
considered humorous, he at once reminded her that it was the Sabbath and
gently but firmly demanded an apology; while a look from his eye was
sufficient to quell Hope who inadvertently “hiccuped” during the
pronouncement of grace. I was glad to observe, too, that these facially
unattractive girls all remained seated until he had indicated that they
might rise, and that together with their mother they instantly left the
room when he inclined his head toward the door.
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