Auld Lang Syne: Selections from the Papers of the "Pen and Pencil Club"Various
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Auld Lang Syne: Selections from the Papers of the "Pen and Pencil Club"
Various
Literature; Poetry
To begin then. Can there be a more appalling spectacle than the
“Monstrous Regiment of Women?” Well, we have our weapons of defence
ready in 3 Henry VIII. c. 11., 34 and 35 Henry VIII. c. 8, and 5
Elizabeth c. 4. s. 17. What a sound and vigorous ring is there in the
first of these statutes with the pains and penalties it enacts against
ignorant persons practising physic or surgery, “such,” it goes on to say,
“as common artificers, smythes, wevers and women.” And how discreetly
liberal is the second of these statutes, which indicates a legitimate
field for women’s activity, and allows them, in common with all other
unqualified persons, to cure outward sores, such as “a pyn and the web in
the eye, uncoomes of hands, scaldings, burnings, sore mouths, saucelin,
morfew” and the like, by herbs, ointments, baths, poultices, and
plasters. But most practical, perhaps, of all these three statutes is
the statute of Elizabeth, which, making no exception, sweeps within its
enactments all women under the age of forty who have failed to fulfil the
great end of their being, matrimony.
“And bee it further enacted that twoo justices of the peace the maior
or other head officer of any citie burghe or towne corporate and twoo
aldermen, or twoo other discrete burgesses of the same citie burghe
or towne corporate yf ther be no aldermen, shall and may by vertue
hereof appoint any suche woman as is of thage of twelfe yeres and
under thage of fourtye yeres and unmarried and foorthe of service, as
they shall thinck meete to serve, to be reteyned or serve by the yere
or by the weeke or daye, for such wages and in such reasonable sorte
and maner as they shall thinck meete: And yf any such woman shall
refuse so to serve, then yt shalbe lawfull for the said justices of
peace maior or head officers to comit suche woman to warde untill she
shalbe bounden to serve as aforesaid.”
The effect of enforcing this law would be salutary indeed. Under the
existing state of things men are frequently employed upon duties so
disagreeable and ill-paid that Providence can only have intended them for
women. Why then do we not take advantage of the power, nay, the duty of
sending women to their proper sphere and mission which is entrusted to
our magistrates and discreet burgesses? As the wages will be fixed by
these authorities, the burden to the rate-payers need not be great. And
we should thus silence the demand which, I am told, women are beginning
to make not only for work (as if their male relations were not always
ready and willing to find them plenty), but even for remunerative work.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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