Scotland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The ministers in the town did not hold with literature. When the most
notorious of the clubs met in the town-house under the presidentship of
Gavin Ogilvy, who was no better than a poacher, and was troubled in his
mind because writers called Pope a poet, there was frequently a wrangle
over the question, Is literature necessarily immoral? It was a
fighting club, and on Friday nights the few respectable, god-fearing
members dandered to the town-house, as if merely curious to have
another look at the building. If Lang Tammas, who was dead against
letters, was in sight they wandered off, but when there were no spies
abroad they slunk up the stair. The attendance was greatest on dark
nights, though Gavin himself and some other characters would have
marched straight to the meeting in broad daylight. Tammas Haggart, who
did not think much of Milton's devil, had married a gypsy woman for an
experiment, and the Coat of Many Colours did not know where his wife
was. As a rule, however, the members were wild bachelors. When they
married they had to settle down.
Gavin's essay on Will'um Pitt, the Father of the Taxes, led to the
club's being bundled out of the town-house, where people said it should
never have been allowed to meet. There was a terrible town when Tammas
Haggart then disclosed the secret of Mr. Byars's supposed approval of
the club. Mr. Byars was the Auld Licht minister whom Mr. Dishart
succeeded, and it was well known that he had advised the authorities to
grant the use of the little town-house to the club on Friday evenings.
As he solemnly warned his congregation against attending the meetings
the position he had taken up created talk, and Lang Tammas called at
the manse with Sanders Whamond to remonstrate. The minister, however,
harangued them on their sinfulness in daring to question the like of
him, and they had to retire vanquished though dissatisfied. Then came
the disclosures of Tammas Haggart, who was never properly secured by
the Auld Lichts until Mr. Dishart took him in hand. It was Tammas who
wrote anonymous letters to Mr. Byars about the scarlet woman, and,
strange to say, this led to the club's being allowed to meet in the
town-house. The minister, after many days, discovered who his
correspondent was, and succeeded in inveigling the stone-breaker to the
manse. There, with the door snibbed, he opened out on Tammas, who,
after his usual manner when hard pressed, pretended to be deaf. This
sudden fit of deafness so exasperated the minister that he flung a book
at Tammas. The scene that followed was one that few Auld Licht manses
can have witnessed. According to Tammas the book had hardly reached
the floor when the minister turned white. Tammas picked up the
missile. It was a Bible. The two men looked at each other. Beneath
the window Mr. Byars's children were prattling. His wife was moving
about in the next room, little thinking what had happened. The
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