Aunt Rachel: A Rustic Sentimental ComedyMurray, David Christie
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Aunt Rachel: A Rustic Sentimental Comedy
Murray, David Christie
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So they parted, and met again and were good friends, and not infrequent
companions, and Ezra said no more.
The eve of Reuben's great day came round, and Reuben was dismissed from
his sweetheart's presence to wander where he would, for Ruth and her
assistants (among whom was none more important than Aunt Rachel) had
a prodigious deal to do. The lovers were to leave directly after their
marriage for no less a place than London, and there were dresses to be
tried on and finished and packed, and altogether the time was trying.
In his wanderings about the fields Reuben encountered the younger
Sennacherib, whom he strove vainly to avoid; not because he disliked
him, but because his own thoughts kept him in better company just then
than the younger Sennacherib was likely to provide in his own person.
But Snac was not a man to be lightly shaken off, and Reuben bent himself
to listen to him as best he might.
“So,” said young Sennacherib, “thee beest goin' to enter into the bounds
of 'oly matterymony?” Reuben laughed, and nodded an affirmative. “Well,
theest done a very pretty thing for me amongst you.”
“For you?” said Reuben. “How?”
“Why this way,” said Snac, bending his knees to make the tight embraces
of his cords endurable. “Thee wast by when my feyther gi'en me the
farewell shillin'. Very well. I'd got nothin' i' the world, and he
knowed it. After a bit he begun to relent a bit, though nobody 'd iver
had expected sich a thing. But so it was. He took to sendin' me a sov
a week, onbeknownst to anybody, and most of all to mother. Well, mother
sends me a sov a week from the beginning unbeknownst to anybody, and
most of all him. Her'd ha' gone in fear of her life if her'd ha' guessed
he knowed it. And now my income's cut down to half, and all because of
this here weddin' o' thine.”
“I don't see how,” said Reuben.
“Why thus,” said Snac, with a somewhat rueful grin. “This here Rachel
Blythe as has come back to the parish has come to a reconciling with
your uncle, as was a by-gone flame of hern; and her tells my mother as
it's thee and thy bride as browt that to pass.”
“True enough,” Reuben allowed; “but still I don't see--”
“An' niver will see,” said Snac, “till thee lettest me tell thee. Her
comes to my feyther's house, this Miss Blythe, an' tells mother what
a beautiful thing this reconcilin' is, and they fall to weepin' and
cry-in' to my feyther both together, an' all on a sudden, t' everybody's
mightiest astonishing, what's he to do but say, 'Theer, I forgi'en him.
Hold your jaw, the pair on you!' Well, now, see what a pitch I'm let to
fall on. Feyther durn't tell mother for his life as he helped me; her
durn't tell him as her helped me. So they mek up their minds to gi'e me
a pound a week betwigst the two on 'em, and that's how it comes about
with these here cussed reconcilings, as I'm done out o' fifty per cent,
o' my income. Look here, Mr. Gold, don't you goo about reconcilin' no
more of my relations.”
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