Aunt Rachel: A Rustic Sentimental ComedyMurray, David Christie
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Aunt Rachel: A Rustic Sentimental Comedy
Murray, David Christie
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“Theer's summat serious at the bottom on it, but the joke's atop, plain
for annybody to see,” said Fuller. “But Miss Bly the's come here this
mornin' of a funny sort of a arrant, to my thinking, though her seems to
fancy it's as solemn a business as a burying.”
“What is the matter?” asked Ruth, looking from one to the other. Some
movement of Rachel's eyes sent hers to the table, and she recognized her
own letter in a flash. She moved instinctively and laid her hand upon
it.
“That's it,” said her father, with a new gurgle. “'Twas your Aunt
Rachel, my dear,” he explained, “as see you put it somewheer last night,
an' took care on it for you.” Ruth turned upon the little old lady
with a grand gesture, in which both hands were suddenly drawn down and
backward until they were clinched together, crushing the letter between
them behind her. “Her comes to me this morning,” pursued Fuller, while
the old woman and the young one looked at each other, “an' tells me
plump an' plain as her wants t' open this letter and read it, along with
me.”
“Aunt Rachel!” said Ruth, with a sort of intense quiet, “how dare you?”
“I did nothing but my duty,” said Rachel. “If I have exposed to you the
character of these men in vain--”
“Exposed! Exposed!” cried Fuller. “What's this here maggot about
exposin'? Who talks about exposin' a lad like that? The best lad i' the
country-side without a 'ception!”
“You tell me then,” said Rachel, turning upon him slowly, as if Ruth's
eyes had an attraction for her, and she could scarcely leave them--“you
tell me then that this Reuben Gold has your approval in making
approaches to your daughter?”
“Approval!” shouted Fuller. “Yis. I've seen 'em gettin' fond on each
other this five 'ear, and took a pleasure in it. What's agen the lad?
Nothin' but the mumblin' of a bumble-bee as an old maid's got in her
bonnet. A spite agen his uncle is a thing as _is_ understandable.”
“Indeed, sir,” said Aunt Rachel, with frigid politeness. “Will you tell
me why?”
“Well, no,” said Fuller. “I'd rather I didn't. Look here. Let's have
harmony. I'm no hand at quarrelin', even among the men, let alone among
the petticuts. Let's have harmony. The wench has got her letter back,
and theer's no harm done. And if theer is, ye'd better fight it out
betwigst ye.” With this he turned his back and waddled a pace or two.
Then he turned a laughing face upon them, moving slowly on his axis.
“Mek it up,” he said, “mek it up. Let's have no ill blood i' the family.
Nothin' like harmony.”
Having thus delivered himself he rolled in-doors, and there sat down
to his morning pipe. But anger and laughter are alike provocative of
thirst, and seeking a jug in the kitchen he took his way to the cellar,
and there had a copious draught of small beer, after which he settled
himself down in his arm-chair, prepared to make the best of anything
which might befall him.
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