"MY DERE EVRYDAY MAMA,--i dont like skule a bit. i cant du wat i
like. i dont have enuf tu et. Nun of us have enuf tu et. We had
enuf at crismas when everyboddy sent us lots of things. We were
very glad i had luvly things it wos so nice but i dont like skule,
its horid, theres a horid boy here. i bet him when he called me a
savage. Sister Esmeralda said it first i dont like her. She teches
me. tell Mary Jane to give my black dog 6 kisses. i want to go home
i like yu and Louis and Mary Jane and Bessy the apel woman i want
to clim tres like Johny Burke your affecshunat little girl.
ANGELA."
When this frank outpouring was subjected to revision, it ran:--
"MY DEAR FOSTER-MAMMA,--I am very happy here with the dear nuns. I
hope I shall remain with them a long while. We have such fun
always. We learn ever so many nice things. We love our dear
mistress, Sister Esmeralda. Reverend Mother had a cold, and we all
prayed so hard for her, and now she is better. I want some money
for her feast-day. We are going to give her a nice present. We had
a play and a tea-party. Lady Wilhelmina Osborne's little girl came
over from the Abbey. I hope you are quite well. With love, your
affectionate
ANGELA."
All our mistresses were not like Sister Esmeralda, a Spanish inquisitor
in a shape of insidious charm, nor a burly brute like the lay-sister,
who had so piously welted my naked back, nor a chill and frozen despot
like the pallid superioress. Mother Aloysius was, of course, a far-off
stained-glass vision, a superlative rapture in devotion, not suitable
for daily wear,--a recompense after the prolonged austerities of virtue
and self-denial, a soaring acquaintance with ecstatic admiration. But on
a lower plane there were some younger nuns we found tolerable and
sympathetic. There was Sister Anne, who taught us to play at snowballs,
and took a ball on her nose with companionable humour in the midst of
our shrieking approbation. There was Sister Ignatius, who inspired us
with terpsichorean ambition by dancing a polka with one of the big girls
down the long study hall, to the amiable murmur of--
"Can you dance a polka? Yes, I can.
Up and down the room with a nice young man";
or upon a more imaginative flight--
"My mother said that I never should
Play with the gypsies in the wood;
If I did, she would say,
Naughty girl to disobey."
Her great feat was, however, the Varsovienne, which she told us was a
Polish dance, and that Poland was a bleak and unfortunate country on the
confines of Russia. Ever afterwards I associated the sprightly Sister
Ignatius with a polar bear, especially when I watched her dance the
"Varsovienne," and fling her head over her shoulders in a most laughable
way, just as I imagined a bear would do if he took to dancing the dance
of Poland.
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