Even the devotion of my eldest sister was unsettled, and we could see
her mobile lips twitch. It sufficed to reveal to us that the autocrat
was off guard, and we lay about the floor, and shrieked with delight.
Whenever he met my eldest sister upon the roads or rocks, the elegant
guardsman raised his hat with the air of a prince, and never a hint
about him of nocturnal iniquities.
But austere as she was in all things pertaining to discipline and
religion, she allowed us unbounded freedom out-of-doors. Some notion of
our use of that liberty may be seized from the following ejaculations of
an elderly bachelor, a political friend, who came to visit my
stepfather, and was confronted with this young saint of the golden
locks, the established mistress of a large household.
The elderly gentleman, looking out of the window in front, perceived
two little boots dangling from the branch of a high tree, almost against
the heaven.
"Who's up that tall tree?" asked the elderly gentleman.
"Oh, that's Angela. She always reads up there."
"Bless my soul!" exclaimed the elderly gentleman.
After further conversation, he walked down the room to examine the view
from the back. In gazing across the sea, seemingly near Howth, he
detected a rock point surrounded with heavy waves, and two little specks
upon this rock.
"It looks as if there were some creatures in danger of being drowned,"
remarked the elderly gentleman.
"Oh, not at all. That's Pauline's rock. She and Birdie always go out
when the tide is out, and spend the whole day wading there, and they
come back when the tide runs out again."
"My God!" cried the elderly gentleman.
Looking later up to the stable roof, he saw three little golden heads
bent over cards.
"What's that?" he blankly asked.
"Those are the three youngest, playing beggar-my-neighbour on the
roof."
"What extraordinary children!" muttered the elderly gentleman.
She devised a notable and original punishment for me whenever I flew
into one of my diabolical rages. She would order Miss Kitty, the
sentimental little stitcher, to hold my feet, a servant to hold my head,
and while I lay thus on the ground in durance vile, she would piously
besprinkle me with holy water, and audibly beseech the Lord and my
guardian angel to deliver me of the devil. It would be difficult for me
to conceive an operation more suitable as entertainment of the devil
than my sister's pious and fiendish method of obtaining his dismissal.
The first thing I inevitably did, when liberated, was to go into the
yard, and pump all the holy water off my wicked person. Then, dripping
like a Newfoundland, I would return to the house and decline to change
my dress or shoes, in the vociferated hope of immediate death from
consumption.
Chapter XXV.
OUR BALL.
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