“Those letters, Mr. Prentice,” pursued the Ad-Visor, “measure just
three feet from top to bottom. The phrase ‘three feet high’ which so
puzzled you, as combined with the adjectives of great size, was
obviously a printer’s direction. All through the smudged ‘copy,’ which
you threw away, there run alliterative lines, ‘Stupendous Scientific
Sensation,’ ‘Veritable Visitor Void’ and finally ‘Marvelous
Man-l—Monster.’ Only one trade is irretrievably committed to and
indubitably hall-marked by alliteration, the circus trade. You’ll
recall that Farley insensibly fell into the habit even in his
advertisement; ‘lost lad,’ ‘retained for ransom’ and ‘Mortimer Morley.’
Therefore I had the combination circus poster, an alleged meteor which
burned a barn in a highly suspicious manner, and an apparently
purposeless kidnapping. The inference was as simple as it was certain.
The two strangers with Tuxall’s aid, had prepared the fake meteor with
a view to exploiting the star-man. Bailey had literally tumbled into
the plot. They didn’t know how much he had seen. The whole affair
hinged on his being kept quiet. So they took him along. All that I had
to do, then, was to find the deviser of the three-foot poster. He was
sure to be Bailey’s abductor.”
“Say,” said Farley with conviction, “I believe you’re the devil’s first
cousin.”
“When you left me in Harwick,” said the Reverend Peter Prentice, before
Average Jones could acknowledge this flattering surmise, “you said that
strangers had done the kidnapping. How did you tell they were strangers
then?”
“From the fact that they didn’t know who Bailey was, and had to
advertise him, indefinitely, as ‘lost lad from Harwick.’”
“And that there were two of them?” pursued the minister.
“I surmised two minds: one that schemed out the ‘planting’ of the
clothes on the shore; the other, more compassionate, that promulgated
the advertisement.”
“Finally, then, how could you know that Bailey was injured and
unconscious?”
“If he hadn’t been unconscious then and for long after, he’d have
revealed his identity to his captors, wouldn’t he?” explained the
Ad-Visor.
There was a long pause. Then the woman said timidly:
“Well, and now what?”
“Nothing,” answered Average Jones. “Tuxall has got away. Mr. Prentice
has recovered his son. You and Farley have had your lesson. And I—”
“Yes, and you, Mr. Detective-man,” said the woman, as he paused. “What
do you get out of it?”
Average Jones cast an affectionate glance at the sprawling legend which
disfigured his floor.
“A unique curio in my own special line,” he replied. “An ad which never
has been published and never will be. That’s enough for me.”
There was a double knock at the door, and Mr. Algernon Spofford burst
in, wearing a face of gloom.
“Say, Average,” he began, but broke off with a snort of amazement.
“You’ve found him!” cried. “Hello, Mr. Prentice. Well, Bailey, alive
and kicking, eh?”
“Yes; I’ve found him and them,” replied Average Jones.
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