Bertram caught up the paper and studied it. “Well, what does it mean?”
he demanded.
“It means that Ackroyd, being about to give up his rented house,
intends to saddle it with a bad name. Probably he’s had a row with the
agent or owner, and is getting even by making the place difficult to
rent again. Nobody wants to take a house with the reputation of an
entomological resort.”
“It would be just like Oily Ackroyd,” remarked Bertram. “He’s a
vindictive scoundrel. Only a few days ago, he nearly killed a poor
devil of a drug clerk, over some trifling dispute. He managed to keep
it out of the newspapers but he had to pay a stiff fine.”
“That might be worth looking up, too,” ruminated Average Jones
thoughtfully.
He turned to his telephone in answer to a ring. “All right, come, in,
Simpson,” he said.
The confidential clerk appeared. “Ramson says that regular black
beetles are out of season, sir,” he reported. “But he can send to the
country and dig up plenty of red-and-black ones.”
“That will do,” returned the Ad-Visor. “Tell him to have two or three
hundred here to-morrow morning.”
Bertram bent a severe gaze on his friend. “Meaning that you’re going to
follow up this freak affair?” he inquired.
“Just that. I can’t explain why, but—well, Bert, I’ve a hunch. At the
worst, Ackroyd’s face when he sees the beetles should be worth the
money.”
“When you frivol, Average, I wash my hands of you. But I warn you, look
out for Ackroyd. He’s as big as he is ugly; a tough customer.”
“All right. I’ll just put on some old clothes, to dress the part of a
beetle-purveyor correctly, and also in case I get ’em torn in my
meeting with judge ‘Oily.’ I’ll see you later—and report, if I survive
his wrath.”
Thus it was that, on the morning after this dialogue, a clean-built
young fellow walked along West Sixteenth Street, appreciatively
sniffing the sunny crispness of the May air. He was rather shabby
looking, yet his demeanor was by no means shabby. It was confident and
easy. On the evidence of the bandbox which he carried, his mission
should have been menial; but he bore himself wholly unlike one subdued
to petty employments. His steady, gray eyes showed a glint of
anticipation as he turned in at the gate of the high, broad, brown
house standing back, aloof and indignant, from the roaring
encroachments of trade. He set his burden down and, pulled the bell.
The door opened promptly to the deep, far-away clangor. A flashing
impression of girlish freshness, vigor, and grace was disclosed to the
caller against a background of interior gloom. He stared a little more
patently than was polite. Whatever his expectation of amusement, this,
evidently, was not the manifestation looked for. The girl glanced not
at him, but at the box, and spoke a trifle impatiently.
“If it’s my hat, it’s very late. You should have gone to the basement.”
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