Now, Average Jones’s birth-fairy had endowed him with one priceless
gift: the power of inspiring an instinctive confidence in himself.
Sylvia Graham felt, suddenly, that a hand, sure and firm, had been
outstretched to guide her on a dark path. In one of those rare flashes
of companionship which come only when clean and honorable spirits
recognize one another, all consciousness of sex was lost between them.
The girl’s gaze met the man’s level, and was held in a long, silent
regard.
“Yes,” she said simply; and the heart of Average Jones rose and swore a
high loyalty.
“Listen, then. I think I see a clear way. Judge Ackroyd will kill the
dog if he can, and so effectually conceal the body that no funeral can
be held over it, thereby rendering your grandmother’s bequest to you
void. He has only a few days to do it in, but I don’t think that all
your watchfulness can restrain him. Now, on the other hand, if the dog
should die a natural death and be buried, he can still contest the
will. But if he should kill Peter Paul and hide the body where we could
discover it, the game would be up for him, as he then wouldn’t even
dare to come into court with a contest. Do you follow me?”
“Yes. But you wouldn’t ask me to be a party to any such thing.”
“You’re a party, involuntarily, by remaining here. But do your best to
save Peter Paul, if you will. And please call me up immediately at the
Cosmic Club, if anything in my line turns up.”
“What is your line?” asked Miss Graham, the smile returning to her
lips. “Creepy, crawly bugs? Or imperiled dogs? Or rescuing
prospectively distressed damsels?”
“Technically it’s advertising,” replied Average Jones, who had been
formulating a shrewd little plan of his own. “Let me recommend to you
the advertising columns of the daily press. They’re often amusing.
Moreover your uncle might break out in print again. Who knows?”
“Who, indeed? I’ll read religiously.”
“And, by the way, my beetles. I forgot and left them here. Oh, there’s
the box. I may have a very specific use for them later. Au revoir—and
may it be soon!”
The two days succeeding seemed to Average Jones, haunted as he was by
an importunate craving to look again into Miss Graham’s limpid and
changeful eyes, a dull and sodden period of probation. The messenger
boy who finally brought her expected note, looked to him like a Greek
godling. The note enclosed this clipping:
LOST—Pug dog answering to the name of Peter Paul. Very old and
asthmatic. Last seen on West 16th Street. Liberal reward for
information to Anxious. Care of Banner office.
_Dear Mr. Jones_ (she had written):
_Are you a prophet?_ (Average Jones chuckled, at this point.) _The
enclosed seems to be distinctly in our line. Could you come some
time this afternoon? I’m puzzled and a little anxious._
_Sincerely yours,
Sylvia Graham._
Average Jones could, and did. He found Miss Graham’s piquant face under
the stress of excitement, distinctly more alluring than before.
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