He did go and support the team, and enhance the glory of Zenith, by
yelling “Attaboy!” and “Rotten!” He performed the rite scrupulously. He
wore a cotton handkerchief about his collar; he became sweaty; he opened
his mouth in a wide loose grin; and drank lemon soda out of a bottle. He
went to the Game three times a week, for one week. Then he compromised
on watching the _Advocate-Times_ bulletin-board. He stood in the
thickest and steamiest of the crowd, and as the boy up on the lofty
platform recorded the achievements of Big Bill Bostwick, the pitcher,
Babbitt remarked to complete strangers, “Pretty nice! Good work!” and
hastened back to the office.
He honestly believed that he loved baseball. It is true that he hadn’t,
in twenty-five years, himself played any baseball except back-lot catch
with Ted--very gentle, and strictly limited to ten minutes. But the game
was a custom of his clan, and it gave outlet for the homicidal and
sides-taking instincts which Babbitt called “patriotism” and “love of
sport.”
As he approached the office he walked faster and faster, muttering,
“Guess better hustle.” All about him the city was hustling, for
hustling’s sake. Men in motors were hustling to pass one another in the
hustling traffic. Men were hustling to catch trolleys, with another
trolley a minute behind, and to leap from the trolleys, to gallop across
the sidewalk, to hurl themselves into buildings, into hustling express
elevators. Men in dairy lunches were hustling to gulp down the food
which cooks had hustled to fry. Men in barber shops were snapping, “Jus’
shave me once over. Gotta hustle.” Men were feverishly getting rid of
visitors in offices adorned with the signs, “This Is My Busy Day” and
“The Lord Created the World in Six Days--You Can Spiel All You Got to
Say in Six Minutes.” Men who had made five thousand, year before last,
and ten thousand last year, were urging on nerve-yelping bodies and
parched brains so that they might make twenty thousand this year; and
the men who had broken down immediately after making their twenty
thousand dollars were hustling to catch trains, to hustle through the
vacations which the hustling doctors had ordered.
Among them Babbitt hustled back to his office, to sit down with nothing
much to do except see that the staff looked as though they were
hustling.
III
Every Saturday afternoon he hustled out to his country club and hustled
through nine holes of golf as a rest after the week’s hustle.
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