When Ted had returned to Zenith, Babbitt was lonely. As he was trying to
make alliance between Offutt and certain Milwaukee interests which
wanted the race-track plot, most of his time was taken up in waiting for
telephone calls.... Sitting on the edge of his bed, holding the portable
telephone, asking wearily, “Mr. Sagen not in yet? Didn’ he leave any
message for me? All right, I’ll hold the wire.” Staring at a stain on
the wall, reflecting that it resembled a shoe, and being bored by this
twentieth discovery that it resembled a shoe. Lighting a cigarette;
then, bound to the telephone with no ash-tray in reach, wondering what
to do with this burning menace and anxiously trying to toss it into the
tiled bathroom. At last, on the telephone, “No message, eh? All right,
I’ll call up again.”
One afternoon he wandered through snow-rutted streets of which he had
never heard, streets of small tenements and two-family houses and
marooned cottages. It came to him that he had nothing to do, that there
was nothing he wanted to do. He was bleakly lonely in the evening, when
he dined by himself at the Regency Hotel. He sat in the lobby afterward,
in a plush chair bedecked with the Saxe-Coburg arms, lighting a cigar
and looking for some one who would come and play with him and save him
from thinking. In the chair next to him (showing the arms of Lithuania)
was a half-familiar man, a large red-faced man with pop eyes and a
deficient yellow mustache. He seemed kind and insignificant, and as
lonely as Babbitt himself. He wore a tweed suit and a reluctant orange
tie.
It came to Babbitt with a pyrotechnic crash. The melancholy stranger was
Sir Gerald Doak.
Instinctively Babbitt rose, bumbling, “How’re you, Sir Gerald? ’Member
we met in Zenith, at Charley McKelvey’s? Babbitt’s my name--real
estate.”
“Oh! How d’you do.” Sir Gerald shook hands flabbily.
Embarrassed, standing, wondering how he could retreat, Babbitt
maundered, “Well, I suppose you been having a great trip since we saw
you in Zenith.”
“Quite. British Columbia and California and all over the place,” he said
doubtfully, looking at Babbitt lifelessly.
“How did you find business conditions in British Columbia? Or I suppose
maybe you didn’t look into ’em. Scenery and sport and so on?”
“Scenery? Oh, capital. But business conditions-- You know, Mr. Babbitt,
they’re having almost as much unemployment as we are.” Sir Gerald was
speaking warmly now.
“So? Business conditions not so doggone good, eh?”
“No, business conditions weren’t at all what I’d hoped to find them.”
“Not good, eh?”
“No, not--not really good.”
“That’s a darn shame. Well-- I suppose you’re waiting for somebody to
take you out to some big shindig, Sir Gerald.”
“Shindig? Oh. Shindig. No, to tell you the truth, I was wondering what
the deuce I could do this evening. Don’t know a soul in Tchicahgo. I
wonder if you happen to know whether there’s a good theater in this
city?”
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