And he waited for three hours.
He was sitting fixed, chilled, when the doorknob turned. Paul came in
glowering.
“Hello,” Paul said. “Been waiting?”
“Yuh, little while.”
“Well?”
“Well what? Just thought I’d drop in to see how you made out in Akron.”
“I did all right. What difference does it make?”
“Why, gosh, Paul, what are you sore about?”
“What are you butting into my affairs for?”
“Why, Paul, that’s no way to talk! I’m not butting into nothing. I was
so glad to see your ugly old phiz that I just dropped in to say howdy.”
“Well, I’m not going to have anybody following me around and trying to
boss me. I’ve had all of that I’m going to stand!”
“Well, gosh, I’m not--”
“I didn’t like the way you looked at May Arnold, or the snooty way you
talked.”
“Well, all right then! If you think I’m a buttinsky, then I’ll just butt
in! I don’t know who your May Arnold is, but I know doggone good and
well that you and her weren’t talking about tar-roofing, no, nor about
playing the violin, neither! If you haven’t got any moral consideration
for yourself, you ought to have some for your position in the community.
The idea of your going around places gawping into a female’s eyes like a
love-sick pup! I can understand a fellow slipping once, but I don’t
propose to see a fellow that’s been as chummy with me as you have
getting started on the downward path and sneaking off from his wife,
even as cranky a one as Zilla, to go woman-chasing--”
“Oh, you’re a perfectly moral little husband!”
“I am, by God! I’ve never looked at any woman except Myra since I’ve
been married--practically--and I never will! I tell you there’s nothing
to immorality. It don’t pay. Can’t you see, old man, it just makes Zilla
still crankier?”
Slight of resolution as he was of body, Paul threw his snow-beaded
overcoat on the floor and crouched on a flimsy cane chair. “Oh, you’re
an old blowhard, and you know less about morality than Tinka, but you’re
all right, Georgie. But you can’t understand that-- I’m through. I can’t
go Zilla’s hammering any longer. She’s made up her mind that I’m a
devil, and-- Reg’lar Inquisition. Torture. She enjoys it. It’s a game to
see how sore she can make me. And me, either it’s find a little
comfort, any comfort, anywhere, or else do something a lot worse. Now
this Mrs. Arnold, she’s not so young, but she’s a fine woman and she
understands a fellow, and she’s had her own troubles.”
“Yea! I suppose she’s one of these hens whose husband ‘doesn’t
understand her’!”
“I don’t know. Maybe. He was killed in the war.”
Babbitt lumbered up, stood beside Paul patting his shoulder, making soft
apologetic noises.
“Honest, George, she’s a fine woman, and she’s had one hell of a time.
We manage to jolly each other up a lot. We tell each other we’re the
dandiest pair on earth. Maybe we don’t believe it, but it helps a lot to
have somebody with whom you can be perfectly simple, and not all this
discussing--explaining--”
“And that’s as far as you go?”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account