Paul returned four days later, and the Babbitts and Rieslings went
festively to the movies and had chop suey at a Chinese restaurant. As
they walked to the restaurant through a street of tailor shops and
barber shops, the two wives in front, chattering about cooks, Babbitt
murmured to Paul, “Zil seems a lot nicer now.”
“Yes, she has been, except once or twice. But it’s too late now. I
just-- I’m not going to discuss it, but I’m afraid of her. There’s
nothing left. I don’t ever want to see her. Some day I’m going to break
away from her. Somehow.”
CHAPTER XXI
The International Organization of Boosters’ Clubs has become a
world-force for optimism, manly pleasantry, and good business. Chapters
are to be found now in thirty countries. Nine hundred and twenty of the
thousand chapters, however, are in the United States.
None of these is more ardent than the Zenith Boosters’ Club.
The second March lunch of the Zenith Boosters was the most important of
the year, as it was to be followed by the annual election of officers.
There was agitation abroad. The lunch was held in the ballroom of the
O’Hearn House. As each of the four hundred Boosters entered he took from
a wallboard a huge celluloid button announcing his name, his nickname,
and his business. There was a fine of ten cents for calling a Fellow
Booster by anything but his nickname at a lunch, and as Babbitt jovially
checked his hat the air was radiant with shouts of “Hello, Chet!” and
“How’re you, Shorty!” and “Top o’ the mornin’, Mac!”
They sat at friendly tables for eight, choosing places by lot. Babbitt
was with Albert Boos the merchant tailor, Hector Seybolt of the Little
Sweetheart Condensed Milk Company, Emil Wengert the jeweler, Professor
Pumphrey of the Riteway Business College, Dr. Walter Gorbutt, Roy
Teegarten the photographer, and Ben Berkey the photo-engraver. One of
the merits of the Boosters’ Club was that only two persons from each
department of business were permitted to join, so that you at once
encountered the Ideals of other occupations, and realized the
metaphysical oneness of all occupations--plumbing and portrait-painting,
medicine and the manufacture of chewing-gum.
Babbitt’s table was particularly happy to-day, because Professor
Pumphrey had just had a birthday, and was therefore open to teasing.
“Let’s pump Pump about how old he is!” said Emil Wengert.
“No, let’s paddle him with a dancing-pump!” said Ben Berkey.
But it was Babbitt who had the applause, with “Don’t talk about pumps to
that guy! The only pump he knows is a bottle! Honest, they tell me he’s
starting a class in home-brewing at the ole college!”
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