Paul was half smiling. It was Babbitt who rambled now. He could not tell
whether Paul was heeding, but he droned on till the coming of Paul’s
lawyer, P. J. Maxwell, a thin, busy, unfriendly man who nodded at
Babbitt and hinted, “If Riesling and I could be alone for a moment--”
Babbitt wrung Paul’s hands, and waited in the office till Maxwell came
pattering out. “Look, old man, what can I do?” he begged.
“Nothing. Not a thing. Not just now,” said Maxwell. “Sorry. Got to
hurry. And don’t try to see him. I’ve had the doctor give him a shot of
morphine, so he’ll sleep.”
It seemed somehow wicked to return to the office. Babbitt felt as though
he had just come from a funeral. He drifted out to the City Hospital to
inquire about Zilla. She was not likely to die, he learned. The bullet
from Paul’s huge old .44 army revolver had smashed her shoulder and torn
upward and out.
He wandered home and found his wife radiant with the horrified interest
we have in the tragedies of our friends. “Of course Paul isn’t
altogether to blame, but this is what comes of his chasing after other
women instead of bearing his cross in a Christian way,” she exulted.
He was too languid to respond as he desired. He said what was to be said
about the Christian bearing of crosses, and went out to clean the car.
Dully, patiently, he scraped linty grease from the drip-pan, gouged at
the mud caked on the wheels. He used up many minutes in washing his
hands; scoured them with gritty kitchen soap; rejoiced in hurting his
plump knuckles. “Damn soft hands--like a woman’s. Aah!”
At dinner, when his wife began the inevitable, he bellowed, “I forbid
any of you to say a word about Paul! I’ll ’tend to all the talking about
this that’s necessary, hear me? There’s going to be one house in this
scandal-mongering town to-night that isn’t going to spring the
holier-than-thou. And throw those filthy evening papers out of the
house!”
But he himself read the papers, after dinner.
Before nine he set out for the house of Lawyer Maxwell. He was received
without cordiality. “Well?” said Maxwell.
“I want to offer my services in the trial. I’ve got an idea. Why
couldn’t I go on the stand and swear I was there, and she pulled the gun
first and he wrestled with her and the gun went off accidentally?”
“And perjure yourself?”
“Huh? Yes, I suppose it would be perjury. Oh-- Would it help?”
“But, my dear fellow! Perjury!”
“Oh, don’t be a fool! Excuse me, Maxwell; I didn’t mean to get your
goat. I just mean: I’ve known and you’ve known many and many a case of
perjury, just to annex some rotten little piece of real estate, and here
where it’s a case of saving Paul from going to prison, I’d perjure
myself black in the face.”
“No. Aside from the ethics of the matter, I’m afraid it isn’t
practicable. The prosecutor would tear your testimony to pieces. It’s
known that only Riesling and his wife were there at the time.”
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