“There’s nothing looks so nice as nails that are looked after good. I
always think that’s the best way to spot a real gent. There was an auto
salesman in here yesterday that claimed you could always tell a fellow’s
class by the car he drove, but I says to him, ‘Don’t be silly,’ I says;
‘the wisenheimers grab a look at a fellow’s nails when they want to tell
if he’s a tinhorn or a real gent!’”
“Yes, maybe there’s something to that. Course, that is--with a pretty
kiddy like you, a man can’t help coming to get his mitts done.”
“Yeh, I may be a kid, but I’m a wise bird, and I know nice folks when I
see um-- I can read character at a glance--and I’d never talk so frank
with a fellow if I couldn’t see he was a nice fellow.”
She smiled. Her eyes seemed to him as gentle as April pools. With great
seriousness he informed himself that “there were some roughnecks who
would think that just because a girl was a manicure girl and maybe not
awful well educated, she was no good, but as for him, he was a democrat,
and understood people,” and he stood by the assertion that this was a
fine girl, a good girl--but not too uncomfortably good. He inquired in a
voice quick with sympathy:
“I suppose you have a lot of fellows who try to get fresh with you.”
“Say, gee, do I! Say, listen, there’s some of these cigar-store sports
that think because a girl’s working in a barber shop, they can get away
with anything. The things they saaaaaay! But, believe me, I know how to
hop those birds! I just give um the north and south and ask um, ‘Say,
who do you think you’re talking to?’ and they fade away like love’s
young nightmare and oh, don’t you want a box of nail-paste? It will keep
the nails as shiny as when first manicured, harmless to apply and lasts
for days.”
“Sure, I’ll try some. Say-- Say, it’s funny; I’ve been coming here ever
since the shop opened and--” With arch surprise. “-- I don’t believe I
know your name!”
“Don’t you? My, that’s funny! I don’t know yours!”
“Now you quit kidding me! What’s the nice little name?”
“Oh, it ain’t so darn nice. I guess it’s kind of kike. But my folks
ain’t kikes. My papa’s papa was a nobleman in Poland, and there was a
gentleman in here one day, he was kind of a count or something--”
“Kind of a no-account, I guess you mean!”
“Who’s telling this, smarty? And he said he knew my papa’s papa’s folks
in Poland and they had a dandy big house. Right on a lake!” Doubtfully,
“Maybe you don’t believe it?”
“Sure. No. Really. Sure I do. Why not? Don’t think I’m kidding you,
honey, but every time I’ve noticed you I’ve said to myself, ‘That kid
has Blue Blood in her veins!’”
“Did you, honest?”
“Honest I did. Well, well, come on--now we’re friends--what’s the
darling little name?”
“Ida Putiak. It ain’t so much-a-much of a name. I always say to Ma, I
say, ‘Ma, why didn’t you name me Dolores, or something with some class
to it?’”
“Well, now, I think it’s a scrumptious name. Ida!”
“I bet I know _your_ name!”
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