If once he had doubted his neighbors and the supreme charm of the Good
Fellows, he was convinced now. You didn’t, he noted, “see Seneca Doane
coming around with any flowers or dropping in to chat with the Missus,”
but Mrs. Howard Littlefield brought to the hospital her priceless wine
jelly (flavored with real wine); Orville Jones spent hours in picking
out the kind of novels Mrs. Babbitt liked--nice love stories about New
York millionaries and Wyoming cowpunchers; Louetta Swanson knitted a
pink bed-jacket; Sidney Finkelstein and his merry brown-eyed flapper of
a wife selected the prettiest nightgown in all the stock of Parcher and
Stein.
All his friends ceased whispering about him, suspecting him. At the
Athletic Club they asked after her daily. Club members whose names he
did not know stopped him to inquire, “How’s your good lady getting on?”
Babbitt felt that he was swinging from bleak uplands down into the rich
warm air of a valley pleasant with cottages.
One noon Vergil Gunch suggested, “You planning to be at the hospital
about six? The wife and I thought we’d drop in.” They did drop in. Gunch
was so humorous that Mrs. Babbitt said he must “stop making her laugh
because honestly it was hurting her incision.” As they passed down the
hall Gunch demanded amiably, “George, old scout, you were soreheaded
about something, here a while back. I don’t know why, and it’s none of
my business. But you seem to be feeling all hunky-dory again, and why
don’t you come join us in the Good Citizens’ League, old man? We have
some corking times together, and we need your advice.”
Then did Babbitt, almost tearful with joy at being coaxed instead of
bullied, at being permitted to stop fighting, at being able to desert
without injuring his opinion of himself, cease utterly to be a domestic
revolutionist. He patted Gunch’s shoulder, and next day he became a
member of the Good Citizens’ League.
Within two weeks no one in the League was more violent regarding the
wickedness of Seneca Doane, the crimes of labor unions, the perils of
immigration, and the delights of golf, morality, and bank-accounts than
was George F. Babbitt.
CHAPTER XXXIV
I
The Good Citizens’ League had spread through the country, but nowhere
was it so effective and well esteemed as in cities of the type of
Zenith, commercial cities of a few hundred thousand inhabitants, most of
which--though not all--lay inland, against a background of cornfields
and mines and of small towns which depended upon them for
mortgage-loans, table-manners, art, social philosophy and millinery.
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