“Well, I’ll tell you. I’ve got a deputation from the Don’t Make
Prohibition a Joke Association coming to see me in a quarter of an hour,
and one from the Anti-Birth-Control Union at a quarter of ten.” He
busily glanced at his watch. “But I can take five minutes off and pray
with you. Kneel right down by your chair, brother. Don’t be ashamed to
seek the guidance of God.”
Babbitt’s scalp itched and he longed to flee, but Dr. Drew had already
flopped down beside his desk-chair and his voice had changed from
rasping efficiency to an unctuous familiarity with sin and with the
Almighty. Babbitt also knelt, while Drew gloated:
“O Lord, thou seest our brother here, who has been led astray by
manifold temptations. O Heavenly Father, make his heart to be pure, as
pure as a little child’s. Oh, let him know again the joy of a manly
courage to abstain from evil--”
Sheldon Smeeth came frolicking into the study. At the sight of the two
men he smirked, forgivingly patted Babbitt on the shoulder, and knelt
beside him, his arm about him, while he authorized Dr. Drew’s
imprecations with moans of “Yes, Lord! Help our brother, Lord!”
Though he was trying to keep his eyes closed, Babbitt squinted between
his fingers and saw the pastor glance at his watch as he concluded with
a triumphant, “And let him never be afraid to come to Us for counsel and
tender care, and let him know that the church can lead him as a little
lamb.”
Dr. Drew sprang up, rolled his eyes in the general direction of Heaven,
chucked his watch into his pocket, and demanded, “Has the deputation
come yet, Sheldy?”
“Yep, right outside,” Sheldy answered, with equal liveliness; then,
caressingly, to Babbitt, “Brother, if it would help, I’d love to go
into the next room and pray with you while Dr. Drew is receiving the
brothers from the Don’t Make Prohibition a Joke Association.”
“No--no thanks--can’t take the time!” yelped Babbitt, rushing toward the
door.
Thereafter he was often seen at the Chatham Road Presbyterian Church,
but it is recorded that he avoided shaking hands with the pastor at the
door.
III
If his moral fiber had been so weakened by rebellion that he was not
quite dependable in the more rigorous campaigns of the Good Citizens’
League nor quite appreciative of the church, yet there was no doubt of
the joy with which Babbitt returned to the pleasures of his home and of
the Athletic Club, the Boosters, the Elks.
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