Babbitt was fond of his friends, he loved the importance of being host
and shouting, “Certainly, you’re going to have smore chicken--the idea!”
and he appreciated the genius of T. Cholmondeley Frink, but the vigor of
the cocktails was gone, and the more he ate the less joyful he felt.
Then the amity of the dinner was destroyed by the nagging of the
Swansons.
In Floral Heights and the other prosperous sections of Zenith,
especially in the “young married set,” there were many women who had
nothing to do. Though they had few servants, yet with gas stoves,
electric ranges and dish-washers and vacuum cleaners, and tiled kitchen
walls, their houses were so convenient that they had little housework,
and much of their food came from bakeries and delicatessens. They had
but two, one, or no children; and despite the myth that the Great War
had made work respectable, their husbands objected to their “wasting
time and getting a lot of crank ideas” in unpaid social work, and still
more to their causing a rumor, by earning money, that they were not
adequately supported. They worked perhaps two hours a day, and the rest
of the time they ate chocolates, went to the motion-pictures, went
window-shopping, went in gossiping twos and threes to card-parties, read
magazines, thought timorously of the lovers who never appeared, and
accumulated a splendid restlessness which they got rid of by nagging
their husbands. The husbands nagged back.
Of these naggers the Swansons were perfect specimens.
Throughout the dinner Eddie Swanson had been complaining, publicly,
about his wife’s new frock. It was, he submitted, too short, too low,
too immodestly thin, and much too expensive. He appealed to Babbitt:
“Honest, George, what do you think of that rag Louetta went and bought?
Don’t you think it’s the limit?”
“What’s eating you, Eddie? I call it a swell little dress.”
“Oh, it is, Mr. Swanson. It’s a sweet frock,” Mrs. Babbitt protested.
“There now, do you see, smarty! You’re such an authority on clothes!”
Louetta raged, while the guests ruminated and peeped at her shoulders.
“That’s all right now,” said Swanson. “I’m authority enough so I know it
was a waste of money, and it makes me tired to see you not wearing out a
whole closetful of clothes you got already. I’ve expressed my idea about
this before, and you know good and well you didn’t pay the least bit of
attention. I have to camp on your trail to get you to do anything--”
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