“Burglars!” exclaimed Zoie, for want of anything better to suggest.
“Burglars?” repeated Alfred with a superior air; “nonsense! Nonsense!
Here,” he said, turning to Jimmy, “you hold the boys and I'll go
see----” and before Jimmy was aware of the honour about to be thrust
upon him, he felt three red, spineless morsels, wriggling about in his
arms. He made what lap he could for the armful, and sat up in a stiff,
strained attitude on the edge of the couch. In the meantime, Alfred had
strode into the adjoining room with the air of a conqueror. Aggie looked
at Zoie, with dreadful foreboding.
“You don't suppose it could be?” she paused.
“My baby!” shrieked the voice of the Italian mother from the adjoining
room. “Where IS he?”
Regardless of the discomfort of his three disgruntled charges, Jimmy
began to circle the room. So agitated was his mind that he could
scarcely hear Aggie, who was reporting proceedings from her place at the
bedroom door.
“She's come up the fire-escape,” cried Aggie; “she's beating Alfred to
death.”
“What?” shrieked Zoie, making a flying leap from her coverlets.
“She's locking him in the bathroom,” declared Aggie, and with that she
disappeared from the room, bent on rescue.
“My Alfred!” cried Zoie, tragically, and she started in pursuit of
Aggie.
“Wait a minute,” called Jimmy, who had not yet been able to find
a satisfactory place in which to deposit his armful of clothes and
humanity. “What shall I do with these things?”
“Eat 'em,” was Zoie's helpful retort, as the trailing end of her
negligee disappeared from the room.
CHAPTER XXIX
Now, had Jimmy been less perturbed during the latter part of this
commotion, he might have heard the bell of the outside door, which
had been ringing violently for some minutes. As it was, he was wholly
unprepared for the flying advent of Maggie.
“Oh, plaze, sir,” she cried, pointing with trembling fingers toward
the babes in Jimmy's arms, “me fadder's coming right behind me. He's
a-lookin' for you sir.”
“For me,” murmured Jimmy, wondering vaguely why everybody on earth
seemed to be looking for HIM.
“Put 'em down, sir,” cried Maggie, still pointing to the three babies,
“put 'em down. He's liable to wallop you.”
“Put 'em where?” asked Jimmy, now utterly confused as to which way to
turn.
“There,” said Maggie, and she pointed to the cradle beneath his very
eyes.
“Of course,” said Jimmy vapidly, and he sank on his knees and strove to
let the wobbly creatures down easily.
Bang went the outside door.
“That's Pa now,” cried Maggie. “Oh hide, sir, hide.” And with that
disconcerting warning, she too deserted him.
“Hide where?” gasped Jimmy.
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