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Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His People
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“We couldn't agree on a price,” said Mr. Betts, apparently studying
something in connection with the bulging side of the gas tank without,
“because there isn't any price to agree on. I bought these gasworks and
I own them, and I am satisfied to go on owning them. Therefore they are
not for sale. Did you have any other business with me?”
There was something almost insulting in the way this man rolled his r's
when he said “therefore.” Checking an inclination to speak on the part
of Doctor Lake the major controlled himself with an effort and said:
“Nevertheless, we would appreciate it very much, sir, if you could
and would go so far as to put a figure--any reasonable figure--on this
property.. We would like very much to get an expression from you--a
suggestion--or--or--something of that general nature,” he tailed off.
“Very well,” said Mr. Betts, biting the words off short and square,
“very well. I will What you want to know is my price for these
gasworks?”
“Exactly so,” said the major, brightening up.
“Very well,” repeated Mr. Betts. “Sixty thousand.”
Doctor Lake gave such a violent start that he lost his hat out of his
lap. Captain Woodward's jaw dropped.
“Sixty thousand!” echoed Major Covington blankly. “Sixty thousand what?”
“Sixty thousand dollars,” said Mr. Betts, “in cash.”
Major Covington fairly sputtered surprise and chagrin.
“But, Mr. Betts, sir,” he protested, “I happen to know that less than
four months ago you paid only about twenty-seven thousand dollars for
this entire business!”
“Twenty-six thousand five hundred, to be exact,” corrected Mr. Betts.
“And since that time you have not added a dollar's worth of improvement
to it,” added the dismayed major.
“Not one cent--let alone a dollar,” assented this most remarkable man.
“But surely you don't expect us to pay such a price as that?” pleaded
tie major.
“I do not,” said Mr. Betts.
“We couldn't think of paying such a price as that.”
“I don't expect you to,” said Mr. Betts. “I didn't ask you to. As I said
before, these gasworks are not for sale. They suit me just as they are.
They are not on the market; but you insist that I shall name a price and
I name it--sixty thousand in cash. Take it or leave it.”
Having concluded this, for him, unusually long speech, Mr. Betts brought
his fingertips together with great mathematical exactness, matching each
finger and each thumb against its fellow as though they were all parts
of a sum in addition that he was doing. With his fingers added up to his
satisfaction and the total found correct, he again turned his gaze out
of the smudgy window. This time it was something on the extreme top of
the gas tank which seemed to engage his attention. Cassius Poindexter
opened the street door and started in; but at the sight of so much
company he checked himself on the threshold, combed back his side
whiskers nervously, bowed dumbly and withdrew, closing the door softly
behind him.
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