Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His PeopleCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Back Home: Being the Narrative of Judge Priest and His People
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“It's like this--the band wagon is the key to the whole works,” he
went on. “It's the first thing off the lot when the parade starts--the
band-wagon driver is the only one that has the route. You cut the band
wagon out and you've just naturally got that parade snarled up to hell
and gone.”
Judge Priest got upon his feet and advanced upon the exultant stranger.
He seemed more interested than at any time.
“Suh,” he asked, “let me see if I understand you properly. The band
wagon is the guidin' motive, as it were, of the entire parade--is that
right?”
“You've got it,” Stanton assured him. “Even the stock is trained to
follow the band wagon. They steer by the music up ahead. Cop the band
wagon out and the rest of 'em won't know which way to go--that's the
rule where-ever there's a road show traveling.”
“Ah hah,” said the judge reflectively, “I see.”
“But say, look here, judge,” said Stanton. “Begging your pardon and not
trying to rush you nor nothing, but if you're going to attach that band
wagon of Dan Silver's for me you gotter hurry. That parade is due to
leave the lot in less'n half an hour from now.”
He was gratified to note that his warning appeared to grease the
joints in the old judge's legs. They all three went straightway to the
sheriff's office, which chanced to be only two doors away, and there
the preliminaries necessary to legal seizures touching on a certain
described and specified parade chariot, tableau car or band wagon
were speedily completed. Stanton made oath to divers allegations and
departed, assiduously combing himself and gloating openly over the
anticipated discomfiture of his late partner. The sheriff lingered
behind only a minute or two longer while Judge Priest in the privacy of
a back room impressed upon him his instructions. Then he, too, departed,
moving at his top walking gait westward out Jefferson Street. There was
this that could be said for Sheriff Giles Birdsong--he was not gifted in
conversation nor was he of a quick order of intellect, but he knew his
duty and he obeyed orders literally when conveyed to him by a superior
official. On occasion he had obeyed them so literally--where the warrant
had said dead or alive, for example--that he brought in, feet first,
a prisoner or so who manifested a spirited reluctance against being
brought in any other way. And the instructions he had now were highly
explicit on a certain head.
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