Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English; West Riding of Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
Jews and water-side men and sellers of old copper and iron and cordage
kept the shops adjacent to the “Mermaid” and “Anchor,” and such among
them as had no dread of the press were gathered with three or four women
about the closed door of the “Mermaid.” Half a dozen unkempt sailors,
with cudgels and stretchers, thrust them back, keeping the door; and the
shrill cries of the women and the gruff voices of the men filled the
narrow alley. From an upper window opposite the inn a ship’s chandler
shook his fist; and a score of yards away a few men peered round
corners, ready to take to their heels. A bony virago, who had been cast
half drunk from the tavern, screamed at the men-o’-war’s men in the
fishwives’ tongue; and a coxswain with a tarred hat pushed her back
continually as she ever advanced.
“See you’re not taken, you scald trull!” he menaced her; “you lack
little but a beard o’ being a man, and we have two bonnie Lord-Mayor’s
men you could berth between!”
“Ay, ye damned tarrybreeks, ye women i’ petticoats; what th’ jails turns
out th’ gun-deck doesn’t mak’ dainty wi’, ye----!”
“Dainty, ho, ho!” another bawled; “chuck, chuck, come wi’ me,
dainty----!”
“Yah, ye rascals!” the chandler shouted from his window, “ye rotten
mast-greasing rogues--ye captain’s chicken-crammers--wi’ a red-checked
shirt at th’ gratings once a month----”
He cursed them, and they taunted him for his stolen tallow and canvas,
and bade him stop hammering the King’s arrow out of copper bolts and
untwisting the coloured strand that marked his cordage as filched from
the King’s dockyards. The rakish woman broke a window with a stone, and
cried through the opening, “Ned! Ned!” and the coxswain thrust her back
with his hand on her flat breast, and took her a rap over the knuckles.
The men handled their stretchers as if they would as lief have broken a
head or two as not.
Suddenly the inn door opened, and there was a press forward. A
lieutenant appeared in the entrance, his cocked hat athwart like a
half-moon and his hooked nose sticking out scarcely less prominently as
he turned his profile. Other men could be seen behind him, and the woman
darted forward with a cry of “Ned!”
“Turn that slut off!” the lieutenant ordered curtly; and he grumbled to
himself: “A pretty lot o’ cattle to pink! I want men with
bodies!--We’ll try the Wood, then.... Here, you long rascal: in case
you’re deceiving me, do you know what they keep on a ship in a red-baize
bag?”
The fellow the woman had addressed as Ned snivelled, and the chandler
across the alley cried, “That’s him that robs th’ roosts! Feel in his
pocket for handkerchiefs----!”
“You don’t, eh? Well, it makes your back black--black, like dead liver,
d’you hear? And some have chosen hanging before a flogging with it. If
it isn’t as you say in the Wood, that’s your choice, too, my man!”
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