Concerning, “Will elephants make themselves generally useful on a
farm?” Barnum said, “I suppose some of my inquirers thought the
elephant would pick up chips, or even pins as they have been taught
to do, and would rock the baby and do all the chores, including the
occasional carrying of a trunk, other than his own, to the depot.” The
elephant’s trunk was an inexhaustible source of puns to Barnum. Some
anxious farmers asked whether an elephant would quarrel with a cow,
if it was possible to breed elephants on the farm, and how old calf
elephants must be before they would begin to earn their own living.
The number of letters he received, written with a serious inquiring
purpose, caused Barnum to fear that some farmers would buy elephants,
and he printed a form letter, headed “Strictly Confidential.” In this
letter, a copy of which was sent to each of his correspondents, Barnum
said that to him the elephant was a profitable agricultural animal
because he advertised the Museum, but that other farmers might find the
animal a burden. The original cost of an elephant, Barnum pointed out,
was from $3,000 to $10,000. In cold weather the animal would not work
at all; and in any weather he could not earn his keep, since every year
he would eat up the value of his head, trunk, and body. He concluded by
asking his correspondents to keep these facts secret, so that each of
the hundreds felt himself in the confidence of a great man.
The newspapers worked Barnum’s elephant for all he was worth. Reporters
made special trips to Bridgeport from distant points to write of the
scene accurately. Some of their stories said that Barnum’s elephant
built a stone wall around the farm, planted corn with his trunk,
washed the windows of “Iranistan,” and sprinkled the walks and lawns
by inhaling water into his trunk and using that instrument as a garden
hose. The elephant was also credited with feeding the pigs and picking
the fruit, and one writer had the audacity to print that since he was a
male elephant he carried Barnum’s letters to and from the post office.
Millions of readers throughout the country saw pictures of Barnum’s
elephant, and after the six-acre field had been plowed more than fifty
times, the animal was sold to Van Amburgh’s Menagerie.
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