This episode was probably a piece of Barnum’s planned publicity. It
would seem offhand as if he could readily have proved out of court to
the complete satisfaction of William Charr that The Bearded Lady was a
woman. But “a large crowd of spectators, whom the novelty of the case
had collected,” said the _Tribune_, followed them out of court, and
that could not have been accomplished out of court.
Barnum, having passed the first ten years of his notorious career, was
now known the world over as a consumer of curiosities. He had first
choice on all the monstrosities in the world, because he paid more
for them than anybody else. Men, women and children wrote to him,
telegraphed him, and called with varied products for his inspection.
Ossified men, all bone, india-rubber men, with no bones, three-legged
men, and men without legs were brought to his attention. Often Barnum
must have felt like the Creator in the presence of His mistakes.
Upon one occasion a man rushed into the Museum office and asked how
much Barnum would pay for the greatest curiosity ever exhibited
anywhere by anybody. Barnum asked for particulars. The curiosity was
a man, but this man had two heads, with two distinct faces, both
handsome. His two mouths spoke Spanish, French, and English; they could
carry on a dialogue with each other, sing duets, one mouth singing in
English and one in Spanish, or vice versa, including French, and the
two mouths could converse at the same time with Spanish, French and
English gentlemen. The discoverer of this unique man wanted only a
price and traveling expenses to transport his man from Mexico. Barnum
said: “Why, let me see. There’s no use specifying a particular sum, or
standing upon trifles in an affair of such importance, and I’ll tell
you what I will do. As soon as you bring your curiosity to me, and I
find that the man is, and can do, what you say, you may hire a wagon,
and the stoutest cart horse you can find in New York, and I will go
with you to the United States Sub-Treasury building at the corner of
Wall and Nassau Street, and load on all the silver coin the wagon can
carry and the horse can drag. That is merely your commission as agent.
I will make terms with the curiosity afterwards.” The agent never
appeared again.
While some people thought that they could make Barnum believe in
anything, others sincerely believed that anything was a valuable
curiosity. He received a telegram from Baltimore, Maryland: “To P. T.
Barnum: I have a four-legged chicken. Come quick.”
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