Barnum rechristened his new dwarf Commodore Nutt, after the manner
of General Tom Thumb, and he was dressed in naval uniform. His
presence at the Museum was proclaimed by large posters and newspaper
advertisements, which brought immediate results. Two Shetland ponies,
a miniature coachman and footman in livery, gold-mounted harness and
elegant carriage in the shape of a huge English walnut, were Commodore
Nutt’s properties. When he made his first appearances, Commodore Nutt
resembled General Tom Thumb in his youth. Tom Thumb, meanwhile, had
grown more portly, but many Museum patrons insisted that Commodore Nutt
and General Tom Thumb were one and the same person, and that Barnum
was a humbug. Tom Thumb was just then touring in the West. When the
controversy had grown to proper dimensions, Barnum persuaded General
Tom Thumb to return east and to exhibit at the Museum on the same
platform with Commodore Nutt. In August, 1862, the rivals, advertised
as “The Two Dromios,” appeared together. Many persons visited the
Museum again to settle their doubts on this momentous question, and
some of them went away convinced more than ever that it was all a
deception. It was confidently stated by those who had visited General
Tom Thumb in his childhood that Commodore Nutt was General Tom Thumb,
and that the stout, small man labeled General Tom Thumb was a newcomer.
The continued controversy increased receipts and delighted Barnum.
In 1862 Barnum visited Washington with Commodore Nutt, and they were
received at the White House by President Lincoln. At the time Lincoln
was busy with the Civil War, but he was interested in Barnum and his
dwarf. When they called at the White House a special cabinet meeting
was in progress, but Lincoln had left word that Barnum and the
Commodore were to be shown in at once. They were introduced by Lincoln
to the members of his cabinet, and when Commodore Nutt shook hands
with Chase, Secretary of the Treasury, he remarked, “I suppose you are
the gentleman who is spending so much of Uncle Sam’s money?” Stanton,
Secretary of War, spoke up, claiming that credit, and the Commodore
said, “Well, it is in a good cause, anyhow, and I guess it will come
out all right.” Lincoln was pleased with this remark, and he bent
his long body down to take the little Commodore’s hand, as he said:
“Commodore, permit me to give you a parting word of advice. When you
are in command of your fleet, if you find yourself in danger of being
taken prisoner, I advise you to wade ashore.” “I guess, Mr. President,
you could do that better than I could,” answered the Commodore, as he
gradually looked up the long expanse of Lincoln’s legs.
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