“The American press and public have been exceedingly lenient with
Barnum. They have allowed him to make money by humbugging innocent
people, and more money by selling a book telling how well his
humbugs have succeeded. Recently, however, he has taken altogether
too bold an advantage of this leniency. Having secured a dwarf
woman, he has been exhibiting her at the Museum for some time
past as the betrothed of another dwarf, called General Tom Thumb.
How this match was arranged, we do not care to know; but we are
informed that it is to be consummated at Grace Church to-morrow
with all the display of a fashionable wedding. Of course, we
have no objections to the marriage, and no desire to forbid the
bans. Miss Warren is a woman and Tom Thumb is a man, no matter
how small they may be, and they have as good a right to be wedded
as any other man and woman. This will be by no means the first
time that dwarfs have been married and lived happily ever after.
We do object, however, to Barnum’s share in the transaction, and
particularly to his attempt to make money by the public exhibition
of the intended bride and all the paraphernalia....
“By his connection with this miniature marriage, Barnum has injured
himself sadly in the estimation of virtuous people. There is such
a thing as going a little too far even with patrons so indulgent
as Americans. The marriage vows ought not to be trifled with for
the interest of a showman. The exhibition of Miss Warren at the
Museum, the display of Miss Warren’s wedding dress, Tom Thumb’s
wedding shirt, Miss Warren’s wedding shoes, and Tom Thumb’s wedding
stockings in store windows on Broadway, and all the other details
of Barnum’s management of this matter, are offensive to delicacy,
decorum, modesty and good taste. Why should men and women be so
much more eager to see Miss Warren after she was engaged to Tom
Thumb than before? What class of ideas did Barnum appeal to when he
advertised her engagement so extensively? One had only to listen
to the conversation of silly countrymen and countrywomen as they
stood gaping at the ‘little Queen of Beauty,’ or to open his ears
to the numerous jokes in circulation upon the subject, in order to
receive a sufficient answer to these questions. What Barnum will
do when the wedding is over nobody can tell. Doubtless he intends
to exhibit the couple after the marriage ceremony. There will be
a crowd to see the little people married, and certainly there
would be a greater crowd to see them encouched, as the princes and
princesses of France were exhibited during old monarchical times.
We advise Barnum not to attempt this, however. He has already
overstepped all ordinary barriers, and must be satisfied. Those
persons who have encouraged him by their wish to see Miss Warren
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