“The shakes always began after sunrise, and in less than ten minutes you
'd see your nails growing blue.”
“How dreadful!”
“And if you felt your nose, you would n't know it was your nose; you 'd
think it was a bit of a cold carrot.”
“Why was that?”
“Because there was no circulation; the blood would stop going round; and
you 'd be that way for four hours,--till the sweating took you,--just
the same as dead.”
“There, don't go on,--I can't stand it,--my nerves are all ajar
already.”
“And then the cramps came on,” continued M'Cormick, in an ecstasy over
a listener whose feelings he could harrow; “first in the calves of the
legs, and then all along the spine, so that you 'd be bent like a fish.”
“For Heaven's sake, spare me! I've seen some rough work, but that
description of yours is perfectly horrifying! And when one thinks it was
the glorious old 105th--”
“No, the 103d; the 105th was at Barbadoes,” broke in the Major, testily.
“So they were, and got their share of the yellow fever at that very time
too,” said Stapylton, hazarding a not very rash conjecture.
“Maybe they did, and maybe they didn't,” was the dry rejoinder.
It required all Stapylton's nice tact to get the Major once more full
swing at the expedition, but he at last accomplished the feat, and with
such success that M'Cormick suggested an adjournment within doors,
and faintly hinted at a possible something to drink. The wily guest,
however, declined this. “He liked,” he said, “that nice breezy spot
under those fine old trees, and with that glorious reach of the river
before them. Could a man but join to these enjoyments,” he continued,
“just a neighbor or two,--an old friend or so that he really liked,--one
not alone agreeable from his tastes, but to whom the link of early
companionship also attached us, with this addition I could call this a
paradise.”
“Well, I have the village doctor,” croaked out M'Cor-mick, “and there's
Barrington--old Peter--up at the 'Fisherman's Home.' I have _them_ by
way of society. I might have better, and I might have worse.”
“They told me at Cobham that there was no getting you to 'go out;' that,
like a regular old soldier, you liked your own chimney-corner, and could
not be tempted away from it.”
“They didn't try very hard, anyhow,” said he, harshly. “I'll be nineteen
years here if I live till November, and I think I got two invitations,
and one of them to a 'dancing tea,' whatever that is; so that you may
observe they did n't push the temptation as far as St. Anthony's!”
Stapylton joined in the laugh with which M'Cormick welcomed his own
drollery.
“Your doctor,” resumed he, “is, I presume, the father of the pretty girl
who rides so cleverly?”
“So they tell me. I never saw her mounted but once, and she smashed a
melon-frame for me, and not so much as 'I ask your pardon!' afterwards.”
“And Barrington,” resumed Stapylton, “is the ruined gentleman I have
heard of, who has turned innkeeper. An extravagant son, I believe,
finished him?”
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