PUP. HERO. _O Leander, Leander, my dear, my dear Leander, I'll for ever be thy goose, so thou'lt be my gander._ COKES. Excellently well said, Fiddle, she'll ever be his goose, so he'll be her gander; was't not so? LEATH. Yes, sir, but mark his answer now. PUP. LEAN. _And sweetest of geese, before I go to bed, I'll swim over the Thames, my goose, thee to tread._ COKES. Brave! he will swim over the Thames, and tread his goose to-night, he says. LEATH. Ay, peace, sir, they'll be angry if they hear you eavesdropping, now they are setting their match. PUP. LEAN. _But lest the Thames should be dark, my goose, my dear friend, Let thy window be provided of a candle's end._ PUP. HERO. _Fear not, my gander, I protest I should handle My matters very ill, if I had not a whole candle._ PUP. LEAN. _Well then, look to't, and kiss me to boot._ LEATH. _Now here come the friends again, Pythias and Damon, And under their clokes they have of bacon a gammon._ PUP. PYTHIAS. _Drawer, fill some wine here._ LEATH. _How, some wine there! There's company already, sir, pray forbear._ PUP. DAMON. _'Tis Hero._ LEATH. _Yes, but she will not to be taken, After sack and fresh herring, with your Dunmow-bacon._ PUP. PYTHIAS. _You lie, it's Westfabian._ LEATH. _Westphalian_ you should say. PUP. DAMON. _If you hold not your peace, you are a coxcomb, I would say._ [Leander and Hero kiss. _What's here, what's here? kiss, kiss, upon kiss!_ LEATH. _Ay, wherefore should they not? what harm is in this? 'Tis mistress Hero._ PUP. DAMON. _Mistress Hero's a whore._ LEATH._ Is she a whore? keep you quiet, or, sir, knave, out of door._ PUP. DAMON. _Knave out of door?_ PUP. HERO. _Yes, knave out of door._ PUP. DAMON. _Whore out of door._ [They fall together by the ears. PUP. HERO. _I say, knave out of door._ PUP. DAMON. _I say, whore out of door._ PUP. PYTHIAS. _Yea, so say I too._ PUP. HERO. _Kiss the whore o' the arse._ LEATH. _Now you have something to do: You must kiss her o' the arse, she says._ PUP. DAMON AND PYTHIAS. _So we will, so we will._ [They kick her. PUP. HERO. _O my haunches, O my haunches, hold, hold._ LEATH. _Stand'st thou still! Leander, where, art thou? stand'st thou still like a sot, And not offer'st to break both their heads with a pot? See who's at thine elbow there! puppet Jonas and Cupid._ PUP. JONAS. _Upon 'em, Leander, be not so stupid._ PUP. LEAN. _You goat-bearded slave!_ PUP. DAMON. _You whore-master knave!_ [They fight. PUP. LEAN. _Thou art a whore-master._ PUP. JONAS. _Whore-masters all._ LEATH. _See, Cupid with a word has tane up the brawl._ KNOCK. These be fine vapours! COKES. By this good day, they fight bravely; do they not, Numps? WASPE. Yes, they lack'd but you to be their second all this while.