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And another little matter had at the same time estranged Bealby from the
tramp and linked the two of them together. The attentive reader will
know that Bealby had exactly two shillings and twopence-halfpenny when
he came down out of the woods to the fireside. He had Mrs. Bowles’
half-crown and the balance of Madeleine Philips’ theatre shilling, minus
sixpence halfpenny for a collar and sixpence he had given the tramp for
the soup overnight. But all this balance was now in the pocket of the
tramp. Money talks and the tramp had heard it. He had not taken it away
from Bealby, but he had obtained it in this manner: “We two are pals,”
he said, “and one of us had better be Treasurer. That’s Me. I know the
ropes better. So hand over what you got there, matey.”
And after he had pointed out that a refusal might lead to Bealby’s
evisceration the transfer occurred. Bealby was searched, kindly but
firmly....
It seemed to the tramp that this trouble had now blown over completely.
Little did he suspect the rebellious and treacherous thoughts that
seethed in the head of his companion. Little did he suppose that his
personal appearance, his manners, his ethical flavour—nay, even his
physical flavour—were being judged in a spirit entirely unamiable. It
seemed to him that he had obtained youthful and subservient
companionship, companionship that would be equally agreeable and useful;
he had adopted a course that he imagined would cement the ties between
them; he reckoned not with ingratitude. “If anyone arsts you who I am,
call me uncle,” he said. He walked along, a little in advance, sticking
his toes out right and left in a peculiar wide pace that characterized
his walk, and revolving schemes for the happiness and profit of the day.
To begin with—great draughts of beer. Then tobacco. Later perhaps a
little bread and cheese for Bealby. “You can’t come in ’ere,” he said at
the first public house. “You’re under age, me boy. It ain’t my doing,
matey; it’s ’Erbert Samuel. You blame ’im. ’E don’t objec’ to you going
to work for any other Mr. Samuel there may ’appen to be abart or
anything of that sort, that’s good for you, that is; but ’e’s most
particular you shouldn’t go into a public ’ouse. So you just wait abart
outside ’ere. _I’ll_ ’ave my eye on you.”
“You going to spend my money?” asked Bealby.
“I’m going to ration the party,” said the tramp.
“You—you got no right to spend my money,” said Bealby.
“I—’Ang it!—I’ll get you some acid drops,” said the tramp in tones of
remonstrance. “I tell you, blame you,—it’s ‘Erbert Samuel.’ I can’t ’elp
it! I can’t fight against the lor.”
“You haven’t any right to spend my money,” said Bealby.
“_Downt_ cut up crusty. ’Ow can _I_ ’elp it?”
“I’ll tell a policeman. You gimme back my money and lemme go.”
The tramp considered the social atmosphere. It did not contain a
policeman. It contained nothing but a peaceful kindly corner public
house, a sleeping dog and the back of an elderly man digging.
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