Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
The Ninevehs nursed her with devoted attention for weeks, and
when I last heard from them she was well enough to go about her duties
again, but the doctor says she will always suffer from Hagenbeck heart.”
Amblecope got up from his chair and moved to another part of the room.
Treddleford reopened his book and betook himself once more across
The dragon-green, the luminous, the dark, the serpent-haunted sea.
For a blessed half-hour he disported himself in imagination by the “gay
Aleppo-Gate,” and listened to the bird-voiced singing-man. Then the
world of to-day called him back; a page summoned him to speak with a
friend on the telephone.
As Treddleford was about to pass out of the room he encountered
Amblecope, also passing out, on his way to the billiard-room, where,
perchance, some luckless wight might be secured and held fast to listen
to the number of his attendances at the Grand Prix, with subsequent
remarks on Newmarket and the Cambridgeshire. Amblecope made as if to
pass out first, but a new-born pride was surging in Treddleford’s breast
and he waved him back.
“I believe I take precedence,” he said coldly; “you are merely the club
Bore; I am the club Liar.”
THE ELK
Teresa, Mrs. Thropplestance, was the richest and most intractable old
woman in the county of Woldshire. In her dealings with the world in
general her manner suggested a blend between a Mistress of the Robes and
a Master of Foxhounds, with the vocabulary of both. In her domestic
circle she comported herself in the arbitrary style that one attributes,
probably without the least justification, to an American political Boss
in the bosom of his caucus. The late Theodore Thropplestance had left
her, some thirty-five years ago, in absolute possession of a considerable
fortune, a large landed property, and a gallery full of valuable
pictures. In those intervening years she had outlived her son and
quarrelled with her elder grandson, who had married without her consent
or approval. Bertie Thropplestance, her younger grandson, was the
heir-designate to her property, and as such he was a centre of interest
and concern to some half-hundred ambitious mothers with daughters of
marriageable age. Bertie was an amiable, easy-going young man, who was
quite ready to marry anyone who was favourably recommended to his notice,
but he was not going to waste his time in falling in love with anyone who
would come under his grandmother’s veto. The favourable recommendation
would have to come from Mrs. Thropplestance.
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