Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
“Ah, the rich American,” chuckled the artist. “God be thanked. He dash
his car right into our herd of schwines as they were being driven out to
the fields. Many of our best schwines he killed, but he paid all
damages. He paid perhaps more than they were worth, many times more than
they would have fetched in the market after a month of fattening, but he
was in a hurry to get on to Dantzig. When one is in a hurry one must pay
what one is asked. God be thanked for rich Americans, who are always in
a hurry to get somewhere else. My father and mother, they have now so
plenty of money; they send me some to pay my debts and come home. I
start on Monday for Stolpmünde and I do not come back. Never.”
“But your picture, the hyænas?”
“No good. It is too big to carry to Stolpmünde. I burn it.”
In time he will be forgotten, but at present Knopfschrank is almost as
sore a subject as Sledonti with some of the frequenters of the Nuremberg
Restaurant, Owl Street, Soho.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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